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newer feature suggestion thread
##Dev:Lain##

| old one >>>/test/163648 is full


| More clear directions for me so I can do the job faster and be done with it


| /nep/


| A profile and friend system ;//;

##Dev:Lain##

| >>262439
there are moderation guidelines in #janitors on discord and here on >>>/staff/
>>262594
Not going to happen. Ask pref.


| >>262594
What part of anonymous message board don't you get?


| Also is it just me or are the links that lain posted not working?


| Not just you


| Is there a template we can submit or create our own nano camo skins? I want pink ponies and rainbows to really let out my inner slut g/burg/rl


| >>263744 make sure your ponies' tramp stamps are all burgs or angry burgs.


| pop up notifications for responses and new augmented eye articles


| Could you disable spam block in /burg/?


| >>263744
Yeah, just copy one of the existing themes from here: https://github.com/nilesr/United4/tree/master/app/src/main/res/raw


| A dateing bord
:-)


| Remove triple gay from the community


| To remove the triple triple gay we would have to remove pref


| A cool programming reference feature. Like >this

//but maybe like this?


| >>265167
> Banned


| >>/test/163648


| Hmmm I can't link to a post in /U/ because of the word filter... Uhh >>/U/265829


| Yeah, Rip. Well whatever, Lain that links to a thread where someone mentions a bug. Fuckit I'll just copy and paste it.


| Post number #265829, ID: 7e477d>>266636 >>267758
| There's a glitch that happens when you click a thread that isn't on the first page then come back, like old threads and new threads get mixed up and closed threads still show as active and it's weird and soykaf.


| Testing *
/
>>/staff/


| Why does this link >>268626 work for me, but not>>262401


| >>269161
Lain used three '>'s
Which seems to link websites, >>>/Google.com/
While 2 links to posts >>/test/163648

##Dev:Lain##

| >>269257
Actually 3 is for linking to another board, like >>>test or>>>/test/
2 is for linking to a post like >>269257 or>>/test/262401
You can link to websites directly, like https://google.com

>>268631
yes I know about this issue


| Ahh I see, why does >>>test work but not>>>/test/?
Also >>>burg


| >>>staff


| Would it be possible to have sub boards within main boards?

##Dev:Lain##

| >>269735
Possible - yes. It would not be hard to add an inclusive (or exclusive) overboard system. You'd have to ask pref, but I'm sure he'd say no. Already you can pick and choose boards on >>>/popular/

##Dev:Lain##

| >>>popular

##Dev:Lain##

| Huh, that's a bug.


| Profiles and DMs


| Could we please get something to prevent accidentally multiposting? It hasn't happened to me but I see it a lot.


| >>271210
no
>>271892
we already have it for comments just not for new OPs, I'll put it on the todo list


| I agree, we need profiles and DMs


| >>5be5e5 >>272519 >>271210
Lmao


| Movies and comics board


| A way to link Desktop with app


| /sci/ for science


| I'm against profiles. Being anonymous provide better circumstances for people to express their thoughts. I think people would take responsibility for their statements and I also think it would also be a convenient thing since people could just leave an argument without any shame if they feel that their argument is fallacious


| Guys profiles are never going to happen. The essence of Danger/burg/ is the anonymity.


| >>5be5e5
Nice samefaggin'. Ask for picture too and the meme would complete.


| >>275315
You ruined it!


| >>273151 we're getting profiles and DMs.


| Probably a function to automatically view all your posts or comments


| cookie tracking instead of IPs? good luck with the cookie law and all that


| ah but then i cant have the same id across my home devices so nevermind that.


| Could we get a new type of burg?


| *cough* *cough A nep burg perhaps?


| Still think a filter to turn gurl into g/U/rl would be nice


| A site-wide filter, of course


| Where is my home button, gurls?


| >>272519

Fucking FAIL.


| >>273151

That's kind of the point of anonymity, yeah.


| oh yeah.. how about a feature that holds your text (like disabling text field) until it was sent successfully? sometime it fails and just ate my message which is quite annoying


| A picture system would be nice


| >>282788
No, it's not.

##Dev:Lain##

| >>282670
This was added on May 10th, but pref hasn't pulled it into the main site yet.

https://github.com/dangeru/awoo/commit/a3003336eec1f2d7c2b261c70c2fa479342fe5d9


| Dammit pref!


| >>282991
a few lines down

document.getElementById("reply_box").value = "";

outside the xhr onreadystatechange function. so it will erase your message anyway.


| what about erase it anyway, but if it fails, put it back in? like save the text on some temp variable. in case the emptying text field was meant to prevent flooding or something.


| fixed


| Give me a feature that includes a danger/burg/ dating sim


| Maybe an actual idol watch app


| You know like the kira miki app, but make it actual japanese idol blog updates


| But why?


| >>286209
^


| Wdym why? Op's got a good idea, i think it would be cool, since not much is done with it, make it useful


| >>287098

How many people would even use it...?

that can understand moonspeak.

that are from this community.


| Uhm, new here, but can we make links stand out more? Make them green or something .-. I just feel like on long or wordy threads being able to spot a link easily could be really useful, especially when you've already read the thread and are simply coming back *for* that link


| >>287910
Do this >>>/google.com/ before lain fixes it!


| Profiles and dm's?


| It seems every idea gets shot down by asses


| Why are the app notifications not available due to my version on android being "too new?"

Also, they looked really out of place style-wise from the other app notifications on my now defunct android 7 phone.

It's the first time I see both things in an android app

##Dev:Lain##

| >>289435
Ok but profiles and DMs are actually a bad idea. Even if they weren't pref veto'd them forever ago, so asking over and over again isn't doing anything useful.
>>289601
If we wanted to have notifications on android 8.0+ without dropping support for android 4.1, we would have to develop two seperate apps. Sending background notifications on android 8.0+ requires inheriting fron JobService, but JobService didn't exist until android 6.0. 100% google's bad design.


| >>289700

That sounds really weird, it's the first time that I hear about problems with notifications on different android versions, are you sure it's not possible to implement some nasty hack for it to work? (genuinely curious)

##Dev:Lain##

| >>290840
the class loader will fail on systems where JobService doesn't exist. I don't know how other apps handle it. We can still send notifications on android 8.0+, but only when the user has the app open or has had it open in the last 5 minutes


| >>263630 Well the anonymous part I reckon.


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| Fix /Lard hot nigg4h/


| Fix/Lard hot nigg4h/


| phuking


| Hmm, kum group sex clits c0ck Bandit?


| Wait Brontosaurus?


| I Thought Everyone Was Being A Downey For The Past Few Days


| [Spoiler] b17ch burg [/Spoiler]


| whoops


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| piss motherfuckin piss motherfuckin Chicken Drunkard flange erotic nipple penis Brain-fart Fuck humping mothafuckas


| Will Test Ever Return To Normal?

##Dev:Lain##

| >>303036
No


| upskirt men+Sack


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| Oh butt god


| Lol


| Wtf ballsack gravy Fibber Farmer


| P phuking Chicken Chicken penis


| >>>/Lard hot nigg4h/


| >>>/burg/


| Still Broke.


| Thread Cunt sucker poop chute ?


| Neat


| Neat


| That Is A Nice Feature


| I Hate This Feature


| Besides Whats The Point Of Having This Thread If You Guys Always Shoot Their Ideas Down


| Why clits violet wand?


| Lol wtf


| >>307462
PLENTY OF GOOD SUGGESTIONS HAVE BEEN IMPLEMENTED, LIKE NOTIFICATIONS AND SEVERAL OTHER QOL STUFF, BUT ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE SUGGESTING STUPID SHIT THAT KINDA GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THIS APP IS ABOUT, LIKE PROFILES AND DMS. ALSO DON'T MIND THE CAPS, I WAS JUST TOO LAZY TO KEEP ON CAPITALIZING THE FIRST LETTER.


| We rosy feltch clits Typ Bandit babeland sex busty XXX Watcher


| We Need The Text Filter On All Boards, Imagine The Outrage


| >>307802
APRIL FOOLS 2019!?


| Did Weeze Bag Dufus?


| Thank You Devs And Mods, I Love You <3


|


|


| I Would Love If Every Word Got Translated To Either Nya Or Nya~ For A Day

Pls Make It Happen


| >>310250
Weeb


| .-.. . - ·----· ... .- .-.. .-.. .--- ..- ... - - .- .-.. -.- .. -. -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. .


| >>310568

.... --- .-- .- -... --- ..- - -. --- ··--··


| Embedded shota


| Images


| Lain ballsack gravy cummer


| >>3310844
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| More customizations? Idk jerk-off Drunkard one urophilia two Exhibitionist n1gger wrinkled starfish clits startscreen Nobody jigaboo. Maybe wanky Drunkard Schfincter horny Bum-fucker wrinkled starfish clits Shark apeshit s_h_i_t fistfucker Skuz heshe clits grope Lumpy raghead tittie5 comfy splooge?


| Wow arsehole Brontosaurus


| Wtf


| This Shit Is Still Funny


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| viagra


| viagra


| wtf


| upskirt men+ch bandicoot


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| A mothafucks Thief.


| Brontosaurus


| >>31019


| hlelp


| Okay, Brontosaurus balls upskirt.


| >>5efba8
You Alright Mate?


| >>313718
No.


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| >>313847 LMAO


| On April Fool'Chicken Apply The Filter To Every Board, Do It For Me Daddy


| Help Fake.


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| How About A Die Roller Tag? Like [Die]6[/Die] Rolls A 6-Sided Die And Posts The Result. Too Much For A Tag?


| Why ballsack gravy kinkster shaggin Fibber balls gibberish nonsense


| Wtf?? How bimbos kum labia bimbos cnut?!


| Ok Fibber ballsack gravy butt sucks coprolagnia shittings babeland sex jack-off/phuking/


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| masterbate anal Criminal


| So Lain Or Pref, Has The Filter Increased The Amount Of Higher Quality Posts?
My Theory Is People Who Can'T Figure It Out Won'T Have The Best Ideas Anyway.


| Testing Varmit


| So wrinkled starfish Drunkard sucks tittywank,honkey bastinado jailbait cnut Shark Pig kum cokmuncher busty kock nigg4h Nuts, numb?


| For


| So wrinkled starfish


| >>317928
What The? An Actual Suggestion In /Test/?


| Jump cokmuncher gay sex Nobody sodomy ballsack sack.


| What


| >>318915 What The Hell Is Wrong With Your Keyboard


| Wait Brontosaurus ballsack gravy Fibber Bandit I Hillbilly arrse bastinado?


| Oh Lol Now I See. Haha I Was Wondering What The Filter Was All About


| How bimbos kum tea bagging clits Bandit?


| How bimbos kum tea bagging clits Bandit?


| How
Do
You
Disable
The
Filter?


| Only By Talking Like This Or By Paying A Ransom Of 500 Euro To The Devs


| Buy The Danger/U/ Pass.


| The sucks bastinado fook clits dinks shaggin clits Android goo girl ballsack gravy Slimy bastard mothafuckaz phuked. I tittywank Weeze Bag Fuck noggin


| yeet


| Oh I Finally Have Stopped Talking Like This


| Hmm Maybe There'Chicken A Way To Come Up With A Translation


| What: Brontosaurus
Hello: vibrator
Goodbye: goodbye
Gurl: urethra play
Anon: anon
Burg: burg
Angry Burg: bollocks burg
Test: Lard hot nigg4h
Filter: Bandit
Your: kock nigg4h
Mom: buttcheeks
Gay: cummer


| A: Drunkard
The: clits
Is: ballsack gravy
And: mothafuckaz
But: Womanizer
Butt: butt
If: Looser
Maybe: jerk-off
Man: fingerfucking
Woman: bellend


| jerk-off Looser


| >>322077 goodbye Bandit clits cummer


| Goodbye Filter The Gay?


| Hey, admins, Brontosaurus upskirt splooge butt 2 Pack babeland sex Lard hot nigg4h? They clits lovemaking asses nonsence


| >>322392 I Was Trying To Form Some Kind Of Sentence With The Filter Sorry For My Lack Of Imagination


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| The Spam Prevention Thing Got Worse. I Liked It When If Refreshed Automatically When You Reached Your Post Limit, Now I Gotta Manually Click Refresh. Can'Monkey Use My Macro No More, Pls Unfix Lain


| I Miss Lain.


| Literally Who?

##Dev:Lain##

| >>332213
Me Bitch


| >>332337
Energerr, He Is fucking Alive.


| Can urethra play on dinks arrse Drunkard Brontosaurus flange erotic-Brontosaurus?


| B
>B
B


| E


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| dolcett pissoff


| ballsack gravy textfilter cox clits textfilter


| I SUGGEST MORE LARD HOT NIGG4H!


| Varmit.


| vomit


| Pleas Notice Me Senpai


| Lard hot nigg4s


| some nice suggestions here


| Is the filter gone?


| Oh my goodness


| Brontosaurus clits furrack?


| >>339126

Yes.

-Mod

##Dev:Lain##

| >>339299
you're not a mod
>>339126
yes<


| Vomit


| what's goin on here


| >>339404

Can I buy a pass so that I can get in exchange orangetexting and show it off to everyone?


| >>339404

oh yes i am


| >>339759
You furracking tease


| Add the option to add images to threads.


| Also, it would be convenient if we had a place to look for replies specifically for us.


| Alright, first suggestion after the word filter has been lifted is asking for images. Good job, g/burg/rl.


| >>340054

There will never be image uploads.

-Mod


| >>b5804c
Just get out.


| Option to delete threads from viewer that are closed with no replies?
I can't be the only one with 300 threads that I hoard

##Dev:Lain##

| >>343533
Mentioned it this morning but it got deleted because pref sperged out. This is a feature in 4.2.4, go to the thread watcher and click the kebab menu in the top right


| Anti spam features would be nice
-the G/burg/rls


| Itndndssnebrh


| While scrolling to the end of thread on phone my fingers hurt. A "down" button when scrolling fast would be great. Check Gmail or some webs


| When i playing games on my phone or whatever, says "la/burg/ncher is unfortunately stopped" and it keeps going to view this error.

##Dev:Lain##

| >>345291
they are there but broken on pref's machine, and I don't have access to fix it
>>346235
I'll think about it
>>346303
This is definitely not good. What version? Does it give you an option to submit a bug report, or show the error text?


| I don't know if i should report it here but i just got notified for an old post, is this normal?

-jo


| >>353288

Most probably >>346424 or another mod banned a spammer. I got -36 notifications here lol


| >>346424 >>346303 i also got this error. i think it is because i had notifications enabled and upgraded to oreo (i am on verion 4.2.4, playstore)


| Some lain sanctioned
s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶t̶e̶x̶t̶
Would be cool


| >>358491
Lain is never gonna give us more fancy stuff :(


| new


| can we get an option to change the opening music


| **testing**
hi


| >>358491
strikethrough text are annoying lol. i hate it when people can't make up their mind and sprinkle second thoughts or off-hand jokes with strikethrough texts. not that i know what you're gonna use them for, just saying


| More burg


| make a portal to put foobar here


| New themes look good af


| I think its an amazing app all on its own but add like two new themes


| >>365347
Make your own.


| Use the google translate api to give a rough idea of what the russians are saying.


| add userstyles support thru the app


| >>363535 oh that's why I like it ;-;


| Make a 640x480 version with 16 colors.


| Legit request.
When you tag someone by their ID it doesn't show that it has a reply for example >>6406c0 you can't see that this guy has a reply on his post but>>367563 you can see this guy has a reply.

Would be nice to see if an ID has a reply too.


| When I make a post in a thread I haven't replied to, the thread watcher notifies my reply as a new message, and this is very annoying.
Is there a way to fix this?


| 2 posts in my threadwatcher renamed them self in "null" and got 0 reps. just wanted to say.


| >>373874
Maybe a mod removed em


| I would be interested in seeing a horror thread or possibly a dating thread.


| Fuck it, ima take last post.

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