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Describe a videogame without naming it
| Defeat mechanized demons by shooting at them until they die.
| Bisexual man has the world's best rebound relationship, then meets a bug.
| Masochistic boy meets tsundere flower girl to over take slavery and racism with a sexy prince, a equally sexy milf and their kids. Ends up on dying alien planet and they were just racist against themselves. At least the prince is still sexy U.U
| (And one more since I thought it'll be easy)
Afk with the shiny, rarest gear in popular local cesspool
| bug goes on an adventure to eternally seal itself
| A group of misfits get branded as terrorists and must escape their city
| >>903210
Hollow Knight.
The second of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse descends through a hellish ordeal of 90s programmer humour in order to retrieve Rodney's necklace.
| ***** is a turned based rogue like RPG with a lot of sandbox element, it's also completely fucking free. so go find and download the latest copy of ***** and play that shit. because it's fun as fuck. there also a general discussion thread on /jp/ and the weebs there know far more about the game than me. in term of gameplay ***** operate on a very conventional design style for the genre. you control your character from the third-person perspective, move with button on the numpad
| and use the entire keyboard to access different interaction menus, if you get scared by that layout ***** also offers a little graphical context menu that allows you to access virtually every menu by just pressing Z X or C and that's as much as the game give you as for the rest, it leaves you to figure that out for yourself. would you be a brawny manlet dwarf fighter or a horrific mutant that grows an extra limb every few level and can eventually swing eight different axes at once
| or a snail pianist who has to slowly sliver to his next concert while being crush to death by his poor choice of profession or a literal suicide bomber who gives cities a sweet taste of nuclear annihilation all these examples are possible and that's why people keep coming back to the game even continuing development after the original coders left for other projects.
| A bunch of mercenaries and outcasts are hired to clean the eldritch mess created by a local man who had too much money and time on his hands, no morals nor remorse, and killed himself to avoid dealing with the consequences
| >>903657 correct! I guess adding the eldritch part made it easy. How about this one:
The only winning move is to not play
| Here's a hard one for you guys:
"NYC professional wrestler participates in world fighting tournament to avenge his best friend and destroy the Illuminati"
| Robot Ass and Existentialism
| Deranged former soldier suffering from psychosis joins a terrorist group and ends 1 million innocent human lives in a terrorist attack during the start of the game. They proceed to fight a zombie alien and the game ends with the extintion of the human race. This is considered a good ending.
| you have to sell your soul to a snail
| >>907089 while it's not the one I was thinking, it's technically correct lol
>>906655 nier automata
| im thinking miku miku oo ee oo
| Green bug it is easy to guess i think
| "whatever" the game
| Scat and vore lead to ascension
| You try your best not fuck cats
| An all-star sports player from the future, but actually the past, but actually a dream, wakes up on a beach to tag along on a religious journey to kill a massive flying whale.
| A blue haired girl screams popipopipo when smashing specific buttons on the controller at the right time
| We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter… from our dead wife
| Like monopoly, but anime, and you can kill the other players
| Mailman gets shot, but survives and has the biggest comeback of all time
| A game series tries so hard to kill/faze out its main characters. Tried bombs, gunshot, knife, replacing him with 3 different main characters and it took them until the 7th title to get rid of him. Even then on the 7th game he's still there for cameo.
| In my game you're racing cars.
| >>920800
100% Orange Juice
>>921166
Fallout: New Vegas
Turning people into sausages to prevent the Battle of the Somme.
| >>922832
Correct.
You're a girl, who's actually an eyeball, and you fuck up the whole world, but then you fix it again, so it's fine
| Two girls beat up a bunch of folks looking for their boyfriends who were just chilling at a spa
| You are lactose intolerant and this causes you great mental illness and anguish
| It's 2007, you open up internet explorer and go to your favorite website, you log in and call the new player next to you a n00b, and proceed to do your daily ritual of killing cows
| You are the puppeteer, please look after the girl.
| A game where if you hoard a bunch of garbage quickly enough you can become an unkillable god
| >>923826
Runescape
>>924346
Hello Charlotte
The last ever rabbit bludgeons cute anime girls with a hammer.
| >>bd096e Risk of Rain 2? Then again a lot of roguelikes can also be called this too tbh.
>>4319ed Rabi-Ribi, god I miss playing that game.
| "I hereby recognize the novice ______ as my apprentice In the Art of organ cultivation and alchemy in the green house"
-___________ daughter of ____________ ,the Seraphim witch
| Not an SCP game
| Italian in space with a gun
| >>923005 >>924906
It's Yakuza series
I've only played GTA 4&5 I don't think they have the same main character....
| >>926054 RimWorld? I'm not familiar with the game that much but the description looks procedurally generated and gives dwarf fortress inspired vibes
| You're killing people in that game.
| Box Red penis sword that can slice through robots with cum.
Your childhood sweetheart is a robot and you have to fight her with your blue cum energy.
You are technically the bad guy.
It's reyn time!
| You get 8 month old pussy named after sweets
Adult patch sold separately
| In a world where mankind and tamogachis coexist, you and your special tamogachi save the world from malicious malware since technology has advanced to the point youre so dependent on it.
| Hottest season of the year never ends, main character is stuck in this loop where almost everything can happen.
| >>926152 Oh yeah I forgot you can harvest organs in that game.
Sort of? I mean I don't think clicker games aren't too far off colony management type games. But Forget me not: My Organic Garden tries to mix in a VN. Think grindy clicker gameplay to further your affinity with a character and unlock another piece of their arc.
| You can have sex in it.
| Study hard so you can turn sixteen without dying horribly.
| A meat alien is MC's best girl, also the best ending is where MC kidnaps his friend from college and brainwashed her and the world ends.
| >>926626
Saya no Uta.
There are four of you. One is in the past, two are stranded in the mid-Atlantic, and one is in space.
| RATS RATS RATS RATS
| Man does anything to protect his family in a distant dystopian future triggered by a rhythm battle fought between a dragon and giant naked lady in 2000s Tokyo.
| Fuck lest ye get fucked
| You suck a big dick by playing it
| Let me try
Sussy baka
| -PS3 launch
-No game
-[This game] launch
-Plays like a shitty video game based on movie
-Generic AF
-Doesn't show much graphical upgrade over PS2 games
-Might as well be a PS2 game
-People still play because there's no other game on PS3
-Fast forward to PS4 launch
-Some guy think it is a great idea to launch [This game] 2 along with PS4 launch
-Ah shit, here we go again...
-PS5 launch
-No [This game] 3
-Some people meme about it
| >>927037 nope, as I said "it plays like a shitty video game based on movie" except it doesn't have a movie tie in. You know, just imagine if it's 2011 and a new hulk movie just drop. A game will be released around that time and it will be the most barebone 3d hack and slash adventure game featuring 3 butttons; attack, jump, and special. Just to cash in on the fans of the movie.
| Ass ass ins creed?
| >>926649 xD too easy, huh?
Edgy KY boy, ex test subject and a perverted middle age man make up a group of mercenary who take odd jobs while uncovering a secret plot. Also anime shenanigans ensues.
| A game where the goal is to shoot yourself to undo that cringe thing you did ten years ago.
| You get off a boat, go get orders from an addict who's apparently a secret agent, learn about a couple of cults, and eventually kill a big heart
| >>927134 persona 3?
Wait no Persona 3 has no plot involving the protagonist's past...
Idk any other game where you shoot yourself T_T
| >>927134
Enter the Gungeon
>>927127
Ik lol. The whole point of why they made Knack was to show off how powerful the PS4 is compared to the PS3. That's important lore
| You are a Ghostbuster but have only a baseball bat. However your primary objective is to beat a 3 year old child to death, so it isn't too bad.
| People be crazy in this village! It's a mountain town but they be out there swimming in a blood ocean somehow
| >>9ea424 OFF
This game is so difficult that you can't pass the first floors. In fact, you don't even understand how to move. Why the fuck are there so many keybinds ?
| white creature and friends solve mind boggling puzzles and constantly breaks reality and the laws of physics
| You wake up in Norway
| You died, then you killed yourself, yet you are not your own killer.
| THERE IS NO ESCAPE
| >>927825 once you finish the main story line you sometimes can get bophades to spawn instead of sisyphus and his buffs are op
| >>927831
How dare you attempt this with me! I haven't experienced this kind of disrespect since updog
| >>927838
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Ok what about this? Newest member of primordial cursed bloodline is sent on an errand to retrieve an old box, said box has a fun surprise in it.
| You're a detective that solved a huge conspiracy case in the past but now you're investigating bullying and infiltrated a high school as an advisor
| Antagonist surpasses all simps by trying to kill the top executives and CEO of a military arms company for her Wafiu.
Her waifu is the leader of a rival military NGO who wants to make a new country.
| You see a title screen and it says Nier Automata- wait fuck
| Aliens are traveling to the past to do some fuckery to the human race with alien crystal dildoes, and you do some cosplay to undo their fuckery
| Get high during work hours and fight an alligator in the sewer. Flowerpower optional.
| Old fashion classic anime Eroge RPG where you play as a security ticket please guy on a booth. e Either you can sexually assault them or let them pass/return.
| Brown bricks.
| 3 minute ladder sequence
| Medieval fantasy strategy RPG where your story choices affect who your allies and enemies will be. Also features isometric maps and a turn rewind system. It's also not Fire Emblem.
| A game where you need to find your partner in a messed up facility, whilst also trying to figure out what was the cause of it. Takes inspiration to SH and RE. And is in the future. And no, it's not Dead Space. Good luck c:
| A massive tripple-A game focused on choices and consequenses, with hundreds of hours of gameplay and over 1000 different variables for playermade choices at its climax, allowed you to unlock three different colored endings!
| an emo japanese kid and his friends shoot themselves to unleash their stands
| You can give paizuri in it.
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| "Online D&D RPG which is both turn-based and real-time where you racially profile other players and roleplay with people over 30"