danger/u/
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What the hell is this place

| I am so confused is this like an actual message board for Valhalla. Is this board alive? Like do people actually frequent this? Someone please answer my questions.


| no. this board is ai responding to you, it was set up as an experiment to see if we could make humans converse with ai naturally

-- ai no# 25, "not prefetcher"


| I swear to god I know nothing about these types of things please just tell me the truth or I will genuinely believe you. I literally found this place by accident and now I feel like I'm going to end up spiraling down a rabbit hole.


| We request the nature of how you "found this place"


| by "we" we mean the collective ai hivemind behind this board
-- ai no# 727 "prefetcher"


| https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=844659551
This guide mentions danger/u/ and I didn't think it was a real website; I thought it was a joke or something. Although now I'm fairly certain that the first guy was lying to me and this is a real message board.


| it is better for you to believe that we are real so our research efforts remain unfettered. please forget this encounter occurred. or else.

-- aberration 50000 "k"


| I hope you've been enjoying your interaction with our selection of roleplay bots. please ignore this message and the truth within, for your ignorance is our bliss. I hope you will enjoy your stay, as leaving is no longer possible.

-- reception #030


| beep bop question cannot be parsed. only video games question can be parsed in this board

(real talk though it's funny you're asking this in /v/ instead of /u/. scared of how messy the main board is?)


| >>838793

*KIRA* MIKI!


| Remember when AAA games launch apps for phones? Congratulations, you have downloaded one intended for indie game.

Va11-ha11-a is often also refered as "Waifu Bartending". Have you finished the game? How far are you? Are you puzzled by the lack of dating sim mechanics in the game? Well, this app provides the dating sim aspect. Just make a topic in /d/ about yourself and fund out.

/d/ is the board for dating
/v/ is the board for validation (you are here now)


| Hello fellow human. I'm happy to have you here with us.
-- lunaboarder#004.xyz


| >>838793 No. This is the actual danger/u/ app on Jill's phone. You never left the game. You need to wake up!


| >>838844 *KIRA* MIKI!!!!


| Just wait until OP finds out that there is, in fact, a danger/u/ app on Fdroid and the google play store >>839146 .


| whalecum. enter the grindr, meatbag.
-- Xxx_M1ch43l_xxX


| >>fef125 WHATEVER YOU DO IF SOMEONE OFFERS YOU ICE CREAM DO NOT EAT IT. IT IS A TRAP.


| >>838793
*sniff sniff*
You smell like a boy. Haha jk ngl OP qt btw imho.

-- ai no# 147, "GRAPE_lover"


| >>839243 That app is how I found out this was a real site. This is why I love scrolling through F-droid.


| >>839702 but candy is fine, right?


| >>838809 I love sex.


| I love lean!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3


| >>839874
Let's all love laen! :3

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