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Give me your best pickup like
Post number #986430, ID: d5388a
| Mine is "hey, I wanted to thank you for the gift, you always give me this smile when I'm around you~"

Post number #986431, ID: f99e4a
| kys

Post number #986438, ID: 21ade8
| "Here, hold my beer while I go for a shit."

Post number #986439, ID: 6de60b
| "Ur mom gay"

Post number #986446, ID: 565ed8
| Fucks your mouth

Post number #986459, ID: e6f24d>>986465
| hey can i read you future from your hand? *hand touch and saying any nonsenses you want to*

Post number #986465, ID: b49536
| >>986459
*I look at her hand*
It's hard to see here, it's better to see the future in the traces of semen

Post number #986473, ID: 6e7425
| Hey girl are you a cute little bunny? Because I am going to rape and eat you

Post number #986474, ID: d4d626>>986589
| "Hey baby are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids into you"

Post number #986475, ID: 1d589c
| My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Post number #986578, ID: a1efdd>>986589
| Hey girl my summer bonus was 70k

Post number #986580, ID: 4735b2>>986589
| Hey g/u/rl, are you a car engine? Cause I think I can fix you, but probably can't.

Post number #986589, ID: 66d65d
| >>986474 this is amazing xd
>>986578 i think you are ready to marry 50k-chan
>>986580 brrm~

Post number #986626, ID: a1a554
| r u slender cuz stop it

Post number #986627, ID: a1a554
| r u a diamond hoe cuz ur the only one i wood pick

Post number #986798, ID: 81b9d4
| can I see you're vagina?

Post number #986955, ID: 2a677d
| Tbh I would 100% rail 50k chan,cute schizo pinoy

Post number #987018, ID: 590af3
| Hey girl whats your opinion on the lost city of Atlantis?
(depending on the answer you either hit it off or you viciously maul her)

Post number #987108, ID: 8e81cc
| guuurl do u leik jalpeños? kuz i wanna bury my dick in yo ass hoe

Post number #987114, ID: cf82bd>>987119>>987172>>987238>>987242
| H..h-heeeyy..G..g-girl... I'm.. I'm..I need to go sorry!!!! *Run and cry*

Post number #987119, ID: 3df9cd>>987272
| >>987114 peggable

Post number #987172, ID: 217fca>>987272
| >>987114 breedable

Post number #987238, ID: 4d8520
| >>987114 this is me so much ;-;

Post number #987242, ID: bdf893>>987272
| >>987114 suckable

Post number #987245, ID: e541dd>>987249>>987252>>987254
| bro dont cry u fagot ahhaahah

Post number #987249, ID: 42d851>>987254
| >>987245 nothing wrong with crying like a bitch sometimes

Post number #987252, ID: b08fd2>>987254
| >>987245 crying is hot

Post number #987254, ID: 150280>>987256
| >>987245 >>987249 >>987252
Fucking faggot bitches crying is hot

Post number #987256, ID: 50e085>>987271
| >>987254 *crying as a faggot bitch*

Post number #987271, ID: 150280
| >>987256 *fucks your ass then mouth*

Post number #987272, ID: e6f24d>>987289>>987311
| >>987119 >>987172 >>987242 *just stare and embarassed to talk*

Post number #987289, ID: 217fca>>987361
| >>987272 it's okay g/u/rl.. our bodies will do the talking for us.

Post number #987311, ID: 4da38b
| >>987272
tis 'kay my g/u/y our cox will talks for us

Post number #987360, ID: e23c28>>987361
| Hey girl, is that the outline of your erect penis bulging through your clothing or are you just pleased to see me?

Post number #987361, ID: 66d65d
| >>987289 >>987360 *blushes* maybe~

Post number #987377, ID: ea57e0>>987403>>987406
| hey girl.... uhhhhh are u... a girl?....

Post number #987403, ID: 217fca>>987485
| >>987377 but of course! we are g/u/rls!
Now give me that neck of yours. I want to lick it.
*licks your neck*

Post number #987406, ID: 322e1a
| >>987377 that is a topic of heated debate

Post number #987485, ID: 01282c>>987509
| >>987403 but... I have neck too ;-;
You can even bite it.. if you want to~

Post number #987505, ID: a11c88>>987515
| knock knock...

Post number #987509, ID: 217fca
| >>987485 okay!
*bites your neck like a wild animal*

Post number #987515, ID: 83db75
| >>987505 race condition

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