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How do microwaves work
| Please my friend is bullying me about it
| >she doesn't know
| There are 4 little cats
1. is turning light
2. one is doing noises
3. one is turning plate
4. is running hairdryer on food
there are modern microwaves where light or turning plate and isn't used but principe is in short same, just these have smarter cats in it
| btw. there are fake news about moving molecules, don't listen them it's pharmacy propaganda.
| >>977327 < Retard. Microwaves work by injection millions of microscopic niggers (wave=weave) into the food at a very fast speed, they go so fast that they combust spontaneously, heating the food in seconds.
"4 little cats" lol what a brain rotted faggot lmao
| just remember:
The net in the window to a microwave is that size because the microwaves can't get through it.
That is no joke an actual fact which I genuinly don't understand.
| something something radiation heating up moisture i think. i dunno g/u/rl
| well you see, sunny boi , when a microwave really really loves something it gets really really hot inside...and starts to radiate enormous amounts of energy in a warm way towards said something. do t worry you'll ynderstand when you're older
| it's in the name: micro wave
many tiny little waves heat up your food, just like waves at the beach heat up the sand
| >>977385
Despite being called 'microwaves' the wavelength of a microwave is actually pretty damn huge — over 12cm in diameter — and since they can't penetrate metal and since the holes in the mesh are smaller than the wavelength the microwave cant pass trough.
Holes as large as 6cm should be small enough to prevent microwaves from escaping but I'm not sure if people would be comfortable with that.
| THANK YOU I AM SMART NOW
| *33.333
| they take the wave and micro it
| Now we talk about microdicks
| It's like wifi or radar, but focused and contained inside a reflective sort of faraday cage. Things that can diffuse light,like ice crystals, cannot be heated by microwaves. The frequency that microwave ovens are tuned to is the perfect frequency for liquid water to absorb.
Superflat surfaces that end in a point can be an antenna for the microwaves in the machine, and can make focused plasma detonations. Never put a fork in a microwave, but it might be fine if it's buried in pasta
| look at the big brain on you g/u/rl
| >>978124 ohh this is how chastity cage works, right? because of faraday effect or something stay sperm inside, right?
| There are microbes that wave. To you, for example.
| I think we need /u/ community college
| mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beep beep beep
like that see
| Fucking magnets, how do they work?
| *microwaves all over the place*
| it's like cooking a live chicken by slapping it shper fast, but the chicken is the water in your food and the hand slapping is radiation
| How dangerous are microwaves? What if I decide to remove the door and stare at my food while it's been heated?
| I've heard someone used an highly haKKed microwave to time travel. Has anyone tried it?
Making jelly fruits is pretty fun still
| >>979457 maybe you need put smaller microwave in larger microwave but I'm worrying it can cause blackhole
| >put numbers in
>press button
>wait 2 min
>receive nutrients
it aint rwocket science
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| I use microwaves all the time but idk how it works