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How to get a Bartender gf??

| I require g/u/rls' tips and tricks to get me a beloved Bartender gf.


| On stock market in NY is good dating place


| Step 1. Go outside


| Step 2. Have sex


| Have one mechanical arm and a mysterious, somewhat violent backstory


| Drink a lot?


| go to a bar, order a drink, repeat


| infiltrate bartending society and make yourself the coolest bartender they have


| just be prepared to end a few barts before you get a gf


| always be the last person she sees at the bar. You'll give her lasting memories, good or bad, it's up to you.


| tip us.

a lot.

like 50% :)


| >>967212 that's how you find golden diggers...


| >>967223
whatever


| Bartenders aren't real


| >>967212
one could even tip, say, 50k...


| Go to bar, get wasted, then give her your best pickup line


| >>680b6d Instructions unclear; Dick stuck in her asshole

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