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| so yesterday I spoke with a chinese girl and she said "こんばんは" and I said "wtf" (what the fuck). this is so sad
| does this happen to you?
| Salutation my fellow, I would like to point out that there is a period that is missing, after the "sad". This rather unfortunate
| Halo, nihaw. Ching cheng hanji can't touch me at all, kitchen in the dungeon.
| ты знаешь что ты делаешь.
| Saw a guy take a fat shit in a dumpster behind a Denny's. I said wtf and yelled at me saying he'll fling his shit at me if I didn't leave. A privilege only native English speakers can have :).
| Let him fling shit at you. Truly, it is one of the best American pastimes.
| Hi, hi my england friends. I hope that you have nice weather and not rain. Today i played my traditional match in croquet with my english gentlemans and than we had really nice tea party with my english hamburger, pizza and croissants. I hope that you are going all well and you don't feel sad from our dead queen. Also i hope you don't have rain.
Tea and cookies
-Leonardo from Sydney
| Oh indeed! It is I, a regular inconspicuous native english speaker!
May I inquire the mental and emotional status of you, my fellow gentleg/u/rls?
I do believe the weather is quite lovely here, in the region where I live, of course.
| *proceeds to partake in intercourse with her own jowls*
| >>963742 Dear 01cb77,
I feel happy for you to have quite lovely weather. Also for live in region you would live, i can't imagine tragedy if you lived out of not english country. Did you know that in some countries are drivers riding on right? Or they don't care about weather. Monsters and hooligans, also some don't even have monarchy. (but America is ok to not have monarchy because is talking english of course)
My mentality and emotions are pretty englsh, just maybe little rainy.
| >>963742 but i feel really a lot for care. How about you? Do you have some plans? Like have tea party, trying pull out Excalibur or calling with friends from telephone box? What is weather? In my english area is everything same as always, just rains. I'm just going to eat fish & chips. Don't forget your umbrella!
Tea and cookies
-Oliver from english country
| How are you today doing English mans?
Tea and cookies
-Oliver from english country
| yeehaw! hello my fellow native english speaker! my name is cowboy Tanaka, nice to meet you!
| How do you do fellow anglophones
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| Hi my fellow native English speakers. It is so nice to speak English natively. Yes?