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i need an easy way out
| The best way out of Vancouver Island is the ferry. It doesn't take much longer than a plane, and is both cheaper and comfier. Though if you need the absolute quickest way, a plane from Victoria on the island to Vancouver on the mainland is about half an hour, and the price hovers around $60 for economy. Either way, hope to see you back on the island soon! ( ^.^)/
| pussy
| Have sex and have fun.
| Rope and soap - good choice.
| I know how to but I think I should respect the maids' decisions...
| Ruger 10/22's are super afforable. So are used snubnose revolvers
| Hey, please seek help if you're feeling like this. Life may not seem worth it right now but things do get better.
| +1
| >>955642 Things do not get easier, and this g/u/rl revels in the continuation of your suffering. Kill yourself while you have the chance, OP. You'll regret it if you don't.
| >>955652 Hey, what's actually wrong with you? Maybe get a life instead of trying to convince someone to kill theirself, freak.
| Go to sleep under a suspended bulldozer, when you sleep have a rube goldberg machine cut the rope holding it and S P L A T !!!
| You need an easy way out?
Here, I'll show the door.
What is in the other side? Something scarier than you can imagine.
| Get railed by a horse. Its massive cock will tear your insides apart, and you won't die as a virgin
| There is a disturbingly good chance you'll survive horsecock railing
| >>955789
you'll survive, assuming you don't die an agonizing death from sepsis due to ruptured intestine. That's why you have to suspend the horse, so you can be crushed under it like Catherine the Great.
| A good routine \o/
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| what is the best way for a way out? painless and quickest.