Post number #949090, ID: e50202
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Yes, it is I! The CEO of the Hydration Foundation! I have arrived here to perform one civil duty, and that is to ensure all of you adorable g/u/rls are drinking water. Other non-alcoholic drinks earn a pass as long as you occasionally drink water, and alcoholic drinks are fine for our dwarven kin. Thank you for taking a moment to stop in this thread to hear our messae, dont mind the contrarians that will leave hydrophobic messages in our sacred thread, and have a wonderful day!
Post number #949092, ID: e6f867
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*fucks your mouth*
Post number #949093, ID: 36b5cf
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>>949092 *sips cup of water*
*fucks your mouth*
Post number #949094, ID: e50202
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By the way, cum is not considered proper hydration by the Foundation. Just thought I should put that out there.
Post number #949100, ID: 41009e
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>>949094 I was on the foundation's side until this message.
Post number #949106, ID: e50202
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The Foundation respects your interests, but does not need the support of the /d/ residents. We may agree to disagree and live peacefully apart.
Post number #949107, ID: 9a4a18
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I actually enjoyed a big ass cup of tea. that does count as a good hydration, I suppose?
Post number #949115, ID: 26c546
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>>949106 based water enjoyer
Post number #949122, ID: 41b3f4
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drinking 2-4L water daily since i just pretty much sit all day. a little annoying that it means i need to piss every 45mins
Post number #949128, ID: b82fac
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>>949107 Tea is perfectly accepted by the Foundation! Thank you for taking care of yourself and making the world a better place by sticking around. You're awesome!
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| Yes, it is I! The CEO of the Hydration Foundation! I have arrived here to perform one civil duty, and that is to ensure all of you adorable g/u/rls are drinking water. Other non-alcoholic drinks earn a pass as long as you occasionally drink water, and alcoholic drinks are fine for our dwarven kin. Thank you for taking a moment to stop in this thread to hear our messae, dont mind the contrarians that will leave hydrophobic messages in our sacred thread, and have a wonderful day!