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I wish I had a younger sibling

| My older brother and I are basically sad sacks of healing baggage. Now that our parents have gotten tons better, I would want to see them "try again" and properly raise a kid.

Long shot asking here of all places. How would /u/ raise a kid? Do's and don'ts?


| Don't them to be your onaho like in your japanese cartoon


| Fuck your own mother, you coward.
And then fuck your little sister too!


| *Don't groom

sry too excited to be on /u/


| why in the hell did my ID change???


| >>942763 *fucks your ID*


| >>942764 *fuck your mouth*


| >>942766 *chew*


| >>942767 "You can't possibly chew though my titanium alloy infused g/u/rl cock, give up dummy"


| >>942768 *monch*


| >>942769 "I-I told you it's useless!! There's no way in hell you can go though my indestructible g/u/rl cock!"


| >>942770 *duwang noises*


| >>942772 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"(despair)


| fr why the fuck my ID keep swapping


| yo lmao id changed again fr fr no cap


| >>942816
you're a cornball.


| >>942824 Wow what a magic word! Which sort of witchcraft is this?! ARG!
btw my id has changed again fr.


| >>942754
I'd do my best to give them a better life than I had


| >>942875 cornball


| >>942889 You know, I'll give this to you since saying cornball sounds like so harmless as an insult, it makes the one who posts it look cute.


| >>942893 cornball


| cornball elona.


| I would want to start some sort of internet diary with them where they can sit down think and write about the shit they're into.But I feel like a child would probably see this as me forcing them to learn thus make up a bunch of BS to try and impress me.


| Don't let them play games, don't let them watch anime, don't let them post on obscure boards and instead make them real man with axe and cutting woods in forest and build own house!


| >>942989 this.

I wish I had an older brother. I didn't really have anyone to look up to when I was younger and my other siblings would bully me. I was homeschooled so I was practically stuck with these people who made me feel horrible 24/7. I am jealous of others who have decent relationships with their families.

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