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What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters but never has five letters
| *fucks your mouth*
| I love Uuuu, uuuuuuuuuuuu, uuuuuu
| SEEEEEEEEEEEX
| DangerU
| gay sex with a cute boy
| you have 3 letters, I have one. please give me your other two, so I can be you too
| g/u/rl u have a weird mailbox
| yes
| i had to look it up, am i retarded?
| i just googled it.. i feel dumb now xd
| *and
not 'but'
| >>940766
they can be used interchangeably. the only thing worse then a grammar nazi is a wannabe-grammar nazi.
https://www.britannica.com/dictionary/but
| you're mom
| ok mr smart guy riddle me this: who has a special someone's ip address, a subnet mask, and info about your physical location????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
| gonna feel like making more clever jokes after you get 50 pizzas with anchovies and pineapple on your front doorstep
| I'm gonna call your local police dept and tell them that you're shitting so hard that you're asshole is prolapsing. Then the ambulance is gonna come to your front door like "hello I am here to help" and you're gonna have to go afk on your league match, wipe the cheeto dust from your hand off on your shirt, and turn on your lights to answer the door explain to the overworked emt guy why your asshole is okay and not prolapsing
| I'm gonna find you're moms number then call her to tell her how bad your jokes are then i'm gonna FUCK HER and become your dad. then I'm gonna make a bunch of shitty dad jokes to you, then whos gonna be the dumb bitch who doesnt understand STUPID jokes then huh?
| I'm gonna find your dad's number too, then I'm gonna FUCK HIM and make him my bitch then I'll be your new mom and I'll ground you for making STUPID FUCKING JOKES ON DANGERU.US/U/THREAD/940414 you dumb bitch
| then I'm gonna find prefetchers address and have hot sloppy sex with him then I'm gonna use my hot seduction skills to ban you from this website. Prefetcher is actually my dad and he owns this website and he can ban you
| >>940989 Then I'm gonna fuck your uncles and aunts and grandmas and grandpas and I'm gonna make all of them disown you for TELLING STUPID FUCKING RIDDLES ON THE INTERNET AND CONFUSING INNOCENT PEOPLE
| >>941047 fuck you dumb bitch I'll find your location next dont fucking play me bitch my dad owns this website
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