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Romantic Urges
| The way she plays with the shoulder string of her bosom holder.
She wants me to draw with her, but i feel like a silly cartoonist facing da vinci.
| I talked to her on instagram after that, but she seemed busy.
G/u/rl, is this what love is like ?
| I'm literally Garfield. I hate Mondays. Feed me more lasagne, John.
| u down bad brother
| Try sex perhap
| op sounds lame. but lame people find happiness easier so go off sis yass kween
| Ok i need you to tell a story, im op btw
| I'll come back soon to tell it, it's LITERALLY a garfield comic situation
| /need to tell you a story
| Ok so, today i was at a party and there was a gorgeous woman right, and she said she had some back pain.
So i tried to do that thing where you flatten your hands and kinda karate chop the back of someone.
FIRST CHOP she yelped of pain a screeching "no ! don't do that !!!".
She told me earlier that she had some kind of handicap of the back, but i totally forgot !
| I almost KILLED someone that i loved, and you know what ? She didn't hate me for that ! Thats the worst part for me lol, she still talked to me and sat next to me right after i almost murdered her ass.
| ^ hot
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| I'm literally John Arbuckle.
First time i see her and everything about her just sends me into orbit.
The way she talks, the way she moves, the way she looks at me in the eyes.
She's so interesting, i could write an article about her, just from 2 hours of talking about each other.