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What is your favorite bodily function?
| What the fuck
| elona
| shitting and cumming at the same time
| >>928176
I cum a lot while I shit because I shit really big logs and they rub up against my enlarged prostate which milks my balls out in the toilet to cover my big giant turd.
| That tingle in my neck which makes me involuntarily shake my head
| This belongs in /d/
On a second thought, please keep it away from /d/. Actually, please keep it away from civilization, thaNks
| after vomiting
bodily function i hate the most however, is before and during vomiting
| I love sex.
| >>928402 But you have to admit that feels good having managed to successfully vomit on the floor. It's like an ability of the human body that's rarely used but it gives you so many feeling of power after using it. I bet that with enough practice one could also master the various skill cellings of it. Like have your ever imagined how wonderful it would be to become a master of an art kept for all the human evolution? How long has it even been kept? Absolutely incredible.
| There are no good bodily functions
| Stabbing gurls from this post
| Sweat.
| Sleep
| Ejaculation probably
| pee
| the eyes, detective !!!
| Penis
| I love to sneeze for some reason
It feels so goof
| Goofy sneeze
| cum
| i like sleeping alot
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| I feel orgasmic whenever I fart. It's the best feeling in the world and I wouldn't trade it for anything else. I'm glad that I have some messed up condition where I fart 400+ times a day. It's great!