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Diseases you want to have
| Cute OP
| Sex
| I want to be mute. Needing to talk in sign language would be way cuter than having a yucky speaking voice.
| >>926860
Mood. I have the voice of someone smoking a wagon of Marlboros since birth. Wish I could just pay someone to take my voicebox out this is not working
| For me, it's sudden arrhythmic death syndrome!
| You know what, I take it back. I want to be a frail Victorian maiden tragically dying of consumption.
| Majority of the mutation in LRP-5 family leads to osteoporosis, but one rare mutation in LRP-5 can amplify its function and causes increased bone density which give you super human strength. This mutation was accidentally discovered in a family who altogether survived a fatal car crash with no broken bones. The scientist from Yale University suggested that family members, have bones so strong they rival those of a character in the 2000 movie Unbreakable.
| >>926971 imagine how thirsty for milk you would be after making all that bone mass every day. just fuckin desperate for milk every day, all the time.
| A disease that makes me turn into Goro Majima
| I love sex
| Morris syndrome, probably.
| >>927661
I know somebody with that one! I never said it to her face, but yeah, it does seem like a pretty nice condition to have in a lot of ways.
| Dissociative Identity disorder
| >>927671 same. i already talk to myself, did would be the perfect excuse for being a little bit insane
| I don't have a specific one in mind, but I've always wanted something that only gave me a year or two left to live. Would be fun to try and speedrun all the things I want to do in life, then just be done.
| Obviously it would also be kinda terrifying and shit, but like still
| >>927135 this
And a disease that makes me sexually irresistible, wait that's the same thing as being Goro Majima
| Dissociative Identity Disorder
| G/u/rls with scars from excised eye are the best!
| I want to have dementia!
| I want to have dementia!
| I want to have dementia!
| What's the name for having a fetish for diseases. I remember there was some gays into it back when aids still wasn't patched, is just self loathing bdsm thing
| >>927812
bug-chasing. a bug-chaser seeks to obtain and spread stds, primarily AIDS. Very common in the gay male community in the 80's and 90's
| I just wanna waste away for unexplained reasons. Confined to the bed most of the day for a year looking more and more sickly, then die overnight unexpectedly (but not surprisingly).
| Sometimes i wish i had a severe case of ligma
| >>0a1a76 intuitively though it makes some sense. With comments in the this thread and with the non acceptance of gays back in those days you could definitely see someone with self loathing turning disease into a fetish object.
However, I also get your perspective which is probably just conservatives pushing the degenerate angle and exaggerating.
| Marie Antoinette Syndrome, I just want white hair U.U
| >>926819 First world problem xd but after i saw another.. sometimes i think that could be stylish have eye patch "^^ but since i have glaucoma, for me is better keep them both xd i have terrible scars on my left hand.. it's maybe can be it? But i feel little awkward for them, they aren't from fighting, but self harming.. But secretly i liked being on surgeon.. some kind of "after care" made me little hyped.. dreamy and loved.. but is dumb.. fuck i should have die
| >>927764 my grandpa have it and i worked with people with intelligence diseases, trust me, you don't want to, or at least people don't want to care by it.
>>927812 Idk but there exists fashion style Yami Kawaii and Menhera-chan
>>927970 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZfq9amWaJg
>>928040 maybe it's boring way but.. you can buy hair dye "^^
| >>926819 Not yet, but once the prosthetic tech is there I want to lose my limbs one by one so they can be replaced with better ones, I know they'd refuse to just cut off a healthy limb just for upgrades
| >>928225 I mean I'll still have to buy hair dye either way, having white hair just take one step out (bleaching the ever living fuck out of your hair)
But yeah, I could just bleach my hair xD
| I want a disease that makes me cute, adorable, and irresistably attractive to all g/u/rls.
| lmao
| i'd like to have covid too so i can be in quarantine, or any disease that makes me thinner
| Covid. Maybe I'll believe it exists. Never met a person who had it.
| >>928718 I had it! It sucked, but only for a week or so. :/ Definitely worse than a cold, but idk. I didn't get hospitalized or anything whack like that.
| >>928711 lol, in my country doesn't exists quarantine system anymore.. if you would catch covid, you would go to work as nothing happened.. also tests aren't donated and people doesn't want pay for them.. also face masks aren't used anymore. Covid was completely cancelled and ignored here now
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| Ever wanted to ruin a perfectly healthy body just for the fuck of it?
Mine's mostly just decorative, like having only one arm so I can have a cool prosthetic, or one blind eye. A huge scar or something.
I also want to have covid temporarily so I can be quarantined. Or dementia because it's dying but not really