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How do you usually start relationship
| *Throw dildo to your anal ring*
| Okay retard, I've done this tens of times before but I'll give you a primer if you can't figure it out yourself.
Relationships are based on two things. Knowledge of the other person and a general positive feeling about the other person.
How do you get the first? Talk to them. Gather intel. What do they like? What do they care about in life? What are they insecure about? (Deduce that one if you can. Sometimes it's impossible, sometimes it's really easy.)
| You're already working on point two by talking to them. Keep them entertained. Throw them a few jokes, tell them a few stories of your own. Stories are social currency. Make that shit up if you need to. And remember to be consistent. Once you tell a story, that's your story. Inconsistency is either gaslighting or death. You don't wanna gaslight your partner, so what do you do? Be fucking consistent.
| How else do you get the general positive feeling? Take the buttons you found in point one and press them. For example, praising beauty doesn't work on cis women, but works great on trans women. Are they an academic? Go out there and read something they wrote, admit if you didn't understand it very much, claim it is very insightful/whatever. Take them out to see new experiences if you can. An amusement park, a recital, anything.
| Something new and exciting so that in their memory it ties to you and you alone. Skydiving if you have to.
Sooner than later they'll reciprocate your attempts, and you're set.
Hope you figured out what you want from this relationship first, bozo! Not knowing your endgame is gonna fuck you up!
| >>899930 huh. Nice write up hobo. What do you want from your relationship then? People just fuck, have kids, and then work to death.
What else is there to it? It s freaking weird that anybody wants it too.
| >>899939 Depends on person, some just want to cuddle and maybe sometimes fuck, others want 7 kids (why!?), some may want to just share their life in general
| >wants a relationship
>doesn't know why
>calls the usual reasons why retarded
this can only go well.
| cum on her/his/høs face
| Изучайте эсперанто.
| dont make shit up just to impress socially, sooner or later it's gonna bite back. just be honest smh
| the girls at the park are free, you can just chat them up and walk them home. i now have 39 girls.
| I have a feeling no one in this thread has had a healthy relationship.
| >>900256 Pff, real 4D chess players have the skill to cheat on at least 5 people at any given moment.
| >>900355 Not cheating, polygamy
Both people know I'm also in a relationship with the other, and are fine with it
| >>900355 what's your elo, chummer? bet you never made it out of three digit hell lmaoooooooooooooooo
| A penis sucktion is a good start
| Of course, press a button, pull a trigger, throw balls. All sorts of thingsssss
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| Whereever you are. Us or asia.
Throw a ring?