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| Tostones are based fries
peel and chop plantains(should probably run it through hot water for 3 min to make it easier to peel)
fry them
flaten them
fry them again
way easier to make than fries and if anyone calls you a fat fuck just say it's a traditional dish from somewhere they don't know.
the only problem is that it might be expensive if you live in a place that would view it as "exotic". For me I could get round 4 plantains for what would be 3$ USD
| Broccoli pasta using only 4 ingredients: You'll need broccoli
Some kind of pasta
Some kind of cheese – either parmesan or something that can melt into the sauce. Both is the best case scenario. For healthier meals use more parmesan and less other cheese
Some kind of fat – preferably extra virgin olive oil, otherwise normal olive oil or butter.
Optional: Juice from 1 squeezed lemon or 4-5 tablespoons of bottled pre-squeezed lemon
| Cook pasta
While the pasta is cooking chop broccoli then add it into the water when the pasta is 2 minutes from being done.
Mix extra virgin olive oil with some red pepper, sugar, salt, pepper and your mixed herbs of choosing in a separate bowl. I tend to use 1½-2 tablespoons of oil per serving. Optionally add 0.75 to 1 tablespoon of lemon juice(per serving) to the mix.
| Scoop out 1 cup of pasta cooking water and add half of it to your lemon and herb mix. Reserve the rest of the water for later in case you need it.
Drain the pasta and return it to the same pot. Add the sauce and the cheese.
Protip: Toss the pasta in the sauce with a splash of pasta cooking water. This is how restaurants make even the simplest of pastas taste amazing.
| For an EVEN EASIER pasta recipe simply warm olive oil in a large pot over medium heat, add diced onion and cook until softened, add peas(frozen or fresh) and cook stirring frequently for about 1 minute.
Then add vegetable broth (or water), raise the heat, bring to a boil and stir in pasta and salt.
Reduce the heat, cover with a lid, and cook the pasta. You'll need to stir often otherwise it'll stick to the bottom. The water level should barely cover the pasta.
| Cook until the pasta is ready.
Turn off the heat and stir in freshly grated parmesan until melted.
Taste and adjust the seasoning.
Serve immediately with a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil and black pepper.
| Any cheese is good when melted, even if heretical
| What we need:
Roll, cheese (for our purpose flat eidam), ham
| Recipe:
1. Place roll on dice
2. Place it in microwave for 40 seconds
3. Press start
4. After sound, open microwave and take it outside
5. Place pieces of ham on roll 1-2x on roll for full cover
6. Place equal amount of cheese
| Bon apetit
-Recipe made by person who can't cook
| 1. Cooked fish sticks
2. Lots of tomato based chili sauce (mild)
3. Flat bread
Optional: Baby spinach or other green
4. Put ingredients on flat bread. Roll.
5. Eat (while drunk)
| Go feral and eat your neighbors
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| Suggest easy to cook foods my fellow g/u/rls