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| alien cum extraction laboratory
| right of cum withdrawal
| Oh, nice, another one of this type of thread
I cum blood
From my erection
I feel it run
Down pref's throat
SWALLOW!
| salty cum soda
| early morning orgasm alarm
| burnt for flying too close to the cum
| robbed all the semen banks to charge my space cum gun
| Hail the cum trone heir!
| praise be unto cum, fulfillment of all man's desires
| cum gladiator, hardcore masturbator
| sacred cum blade,
a fuckling crusade
| Give me cum
Or give me death
| ROCKET POWERED DILDO STAFF CUMMING AT 9000 SPLURTS PER MINUTE
| the unmatched power of the cum
| The moon only appears whitebecause its covered in cum
| guess we evolve differently for the same timing
| you look cuter when you cur
| fuck!
you look cuter when you cum*
| I can't believe my cute little sister can cum this much
| triangulate the enemy position by listening to the enemy cum
| My cum is black and so is my heart
| the cum of my soul is languishing
| another cumshot wasted, peace be upon it
| Cum mastermind was a futanari?!?!?!?!?!???
| margaret thatcher, the cum snatcher
| The most horrifying russian weapon - cum
| cum bath foot massager
| Cum outta nowhere
| Kindness bitchy butt ravager full to the brim by cum of gangbanged pussydestroyer
| a nerd fuckhole, cummed to the bone
| Theres no need to cum my dear
| Unstable Doujin Book [+5] [cursed] [curse of realism: each page has a chance to display its content with real actors instead of being drawn]
| Bear girls did cummed
Bear my children plummed
| Harry Potter and Cummer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Cum
Harry Potter and the Cummer of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Cum
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix' Cum
Harry Potter and the Half-Cum Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Cums
| Cumhammer 69k
| melt my pains with thy soft cum,
and having cum me giv'n,
with full delight I leave your light and take my flight for heaven
| >>900169 HARRY POOOOOOOOOOOOTTEEEEERRRR DID YOU JUST CUMMED IN THE GOBLET OF CUM? - Said Dumbledore calmly.
| How To Drain A Cummie Pool Without Making A Mess - CUMBOY
| Cummy bottomboy was pounded by frogydog
| THE CUM ZONE...
THE CUM ZONE IS REAL!
| I won't lose my cum again!
| They fucked me. They touched my dick. They made me cum. But what I really wanted was for them to kiss me.
| Schnip
| Burnout: Takedown the dick
| I don't have panic attacks anymore, I have cum attacks instead.
| how do I make cum online
| Fucking burn astra
Fucking burn
You and your muslim invested office
BURN
| cum, our final stand against garbage posts
| What is the best way to return lost cum to its rightful owner?
| isn't it good that my cum is your food?
| Cyber-cum stealer was catch in the Vezuela bay, he wanted to pick up some...
| Cum cum cummity cum cuuuuuuum!
| I will continue to cum until the beatings stop
| web5.0 has a decentralized sperm bank
| >>901630 oh my god this is cum business dream, does it mean i can sell same spem in multiple sperm banks?!
| >>901700 actually they've developed "just in time" cum manufacturing techniques, so you'll be depositing your cum exactly where and when it is needed.
| Snippy the pp
| >>901749 how will i know where is cum needed? :o and how much large radius i can expect that i will need to travel? I'm all days busy cum business stealer, i don't have time to track sperm banks.. What if i will steal sperm right here, but sperm bank will be 7000 km away? It will spoil meanwhile i will get to Greenland, New Zealand, Hawaii or something
| Cum kitchen, semen meal.
Eat all your cum if you want to be big and strong son.
| Cumming is always an option.
| cum wherever you want. whenever you want. we are the people's cum liberation front!
| >>901813 The way to maximize cum gains to believe in your cum. Spoiled cum is still useful for growing fungus, which you can use to become a shroom trader.
| can we take a break from our date? I need to go use the public cumdump
| I am robin hood the gentlecoomer thief. I am here to steal your cum so that the poor gays may feed
| At first, let there be cum
| How many cum does it take to change the lightbulb?
| If at first you don't cum, try again
| My cum is like glue: it holds things together, it makes them work.
| My cum breathes life into the deadest of objects. When I'm finished with my cum, I need to be alone so that I can let it out. I need a place where I can feel safe from my own power.
| My dick is the brush. Your face is the easel.
| I just wanted to have your cum, but you didn't give me a chance.
| eh? you want my cum??
... take good care of it... >///<
| Making cum is my duty. Making cum is the only thing that makes me feel good. I can't live without it.
| my dear father donated his cum to bring me into this world. now I must give my own cum back to the community (one person at a time in every hole).
| >>901930 cum's business corporation is proud for your result ^^ *stealing cum*
>>902105 ohh robin hood, i can help you, i know one poor g/u/rl what will for sure welcome your cum *stealing cum*
>>902108 if you sell it, you can light whole lighthouse
>>902174 *trying to steal cum* wtf?! What is wrong with your cum?! How am i supposed to sell it?! I can't unglue it! *Running away*
>>902184 i will~ *stealing cum*
>>902485 here please~ *giving bottle*
| The first time I was to see the cum was during a visit to a friend in the city of Santa Cruz de la Sierra. I was a little bit shy and I didn’t say anything, but we had the same idea of taking a boat trip and seeing the cum. It was the first time that I had ever seen such a huge and beautiful thing.
| WTF the milk shake of horse cům??????
| We need a new term to describe the relationship between a man and his dick
| It’s not that I don’t like the feeling of cock in my ass, it’s just that I want my dick to be the one doing the fucking
| The reason my cum is black is because the only thing my cum was mixed with was my own blood
| >>903137 that g/u/rl probably needed that cum more than you did. it's sad she had to take it by force, but at least she'll probably make a good use of it.
| a cum curse: cum every day for the rest of your life!
| How dare you cum! You're an evil man. You are a bad man. A bad, bad man!
| Hmph! I'll cum where I like, thank you very much. Good day to you sir!
| If you cum now, I'll destroy your balls and use them as a pincushion. You better put your hands off that dick in an instant.
| I'll poison my cum so those who dare to taste it will choke, gag and die. I will have my revenge. My cum will belong to me alone. I'm a cum king. I'll have my own cum in my ass, my own cum on my face, in my mouth. I want to be cum covered. My cum is mine, it belongs to me. I don't want anyone else to touch it. I love my cum and I love being cum covered.
| fatal cum poisoning murder mystery VN
| daily morning cum post
| Cum World is a free online cumming simulator. It allows you to cum in any place you want and at any time you want. So, you can cum in your car, on the train, in the office, wherever you are.
As I said, it's free. You can use it without paying anything. There is no registration or signup. Just click on the button to start cumming ↓↓↓
| My dick is like a beaver - it lives in the water and is always wet. My dick is like a mole - it lives in the woods and likes to dig there. My dick is like an old car, always ready for a tune up. My dick is like a puppy, it's always hungry and wants to play. My dick is like a baseball bat, it hits a home run every time. My dick is like the sun, it shines brightly on everyone. My dick has a mind of its own, it doesn't want to stop until it gets what it wants. And it wants you!
| cum. sweet, succinct, perfect. an idol of all that we are and all we aspire to be. nothing in this world compares.
dedicate your life to worshipping cum.
| >>903137 business "^^
>>903139 definitely i will! ^^ Maybe i will even make charity for 50k!
>>903141 but is generous :c
>>903144 here in the glass bottle please~
>>903147 ohhhh :o you are getting me idea how i can expand my business, thank you good g/u/rl!
>>903149 what kind of monster would do that?! Now i will need cum-testers before i sell it, or people would think that i'm scammer, how dare you! I will cut off your balls and throw them to dogs as dog food!
| >>903150 *steals your stealed cum* no one will entering my business!
>>903153 i need this game xd If you will make visual, i can realise it in tyranobuilder
>>903155 free cum?! It can't be even better, if it will continue like that i will have enough money to compete with GDP leaderboard!
>>903157 Can i install catherer in your home? It would vacuum your cum, and sending them by magical tubes to my cum storage~
>sadly new id :c
| Tell me you like my cum! Please, tell me that you like it, that you want it! Tell me, I'm the only one who can make you cum, you are mine, nothing else matters!
| A knife falls piercing my balls
| Make my dick suffer, make my balls die, I'm a cum dumpster, no one can fill me up
| I've stuffed eater of worlds right up my urethra, AMA
| i'm sad, but at least I can cum
| cum vampire, prostate messiah
| Pomu the cum
drinker
| my cock, struck. a blazing cum is born.
dazed, reeling, about to cum.
a trifling orgasm. but an orgasm nonetheless!
remind yourself that overcumfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
| Suddenly! Pomu.
| dick shortener, cum softener
| >>903948 of course you are the only one who like your cum, you little pog champ *stealing cum*
>>904722 ohh~ it's changing situation ^^ i have idea~ *inserting catherer* *installing electrodes* *connecting catherer with cumalisation system* *configuring automatical electroshocks to every 3 minutes* I hope that you will be happy ^^ me definitely
>>910098 cum you little bitch~
>>910575 where?!
| use my dick as a beer can opener
| my cum is too weak. i'm not fit to get horny over someone of your social standing.
| Stab my cock and rip my balls, I'm a fucking slut
Ain't gonna stop till I go to heaven
I'm gonna take my time, fuck you all night long
Fuck me deep I gotta get that load
Don't fuck with me, you're gonna get fucked
You're not gonna fuck me, I can't be fucked
Cuz I'll get my pussy wet
And give you the best pussy you ever got
I don't want no dick, no, no
I want a cock, a big cock
I wanna be your bitch, bitch
I need a dick, a long dick
I can't get enough, I need more
So come and get me
| Another one bites the cum
| There’s no use crying over spilt cum
| Freddy bear is a fuckin monster. He raped my ass like 10 times. I was sooo fucking scared. There was blood everywhere. My ass is so sore now. And his cum is so gooey and rotten and gross. And then he shat me in the face. When he was done, he shoved a pipe up my ass and forced me to lick his steel dick clean. I'm not playing fnaf irl with my daddy ever again.
| im in an evolution lecture learning about sperm competition rn
| -9
| -9
| You've been a bad boy and you know it. You got caught fucking that slutty girl you met in the park. She was so hot and sexy. You couldn't resist. You fucked her hard and deep. Now you're paying the price. You're going to be punished for your mistakes. Cum is going to be in every hole of your body now. You'll be getting your ass, dick, and mouth fucked hard until you cum all over yourself. Enjoy your punishment.
| fatal cum crash: dick crushed in half
| the forgotten secrets of cum
| Plug my dick into the wall and watch the magic happen
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