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What does a penguin smell like?
| At the moment? Deodorant, whiskey, cloves, and depression
| Normally a mix of cedar and sea salt
| https://www.npr.org/sections/pictureshow/2009/12/the_notsosweet_smell_of_nestin.html
| Salty probably
| I'm a former zookeeper who loved to smell animals. As a result, I was fired after inappropriately smelling a sleepy tiger because they feared that I could get killed if I kept doing that shit. I smelled well over 20+ animals after working in different sections and that includes penguins. Anyway, penguins smell like chicken. That's all
| >>892589 i made deep analytical science, and after 70 years of research based also of data from really old bibliography from thousands year ago i can confirm how penguins smell.. method how i got to it too complex to understand because was applied also math and logic together with experimental research from view of quantum theories, so i will tell it short.. Penguin smell as penguin.
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| I have been to zoos where there are penguin exhibits, but those smell mostly like fish.
I never got the chance to just bury my nose right in their feathers and take a big whiff.
This has kept me up at night, and considering I wake up four times to piss already, I have it hard enough. What does a penguin smell like? How can I smell one myself? Please tell me /u/, I am desperate.