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Dear /u/, I am wriitng an essay on droop fruits for school and I need your assistance. Please reply in the replies below if you know anything about droop fruits. I will be much obliged if you tell me anything you know about droop fruits. Please the due date is the beginning of the school year and it is very soon. Thank you.

| I’m probably a little late with this post, but I had to really mull over this one in the deep places of my soul.
I face another international cat day alone, but not lonely. This is the day when we celebrate the bond between the human and their cat. But I am not without love on this day.
The first question is, "How do I love myself?"

| My writing coach and a very good friend of mine wrote a book called "Rest in the Storm" in which he discusses the ways in which we knowingly and unknowingly project violence on ourselves on a daily basis.
We rush through life in order to meet the expectations and deadlines of others.
We never take a "day off," even if the next step might land us flat on our backs. We never say the word "no." We never take the time to put on a fursuit and *be* the cat we always deserved to be.

| I just returned from a trip to Canada.
After leaving my grandmother's house at 11 a.m. and arriving at the airport at 2 p.m.
Leaving Billingham at 3 p.m., arriving in Seattle at 4 p.m., then departing for San Jose at 5 p.m., arriving home at 8:30 p.m.
We drank a lot of coffee in the morning and stopped at a Duty Free store on our way to the US border.
We bought a few souvenirs and so on before returning our rental car to the airport.

| Unfortunately, I forgot I had a utensil pocketknife in my back pack and it was confiscated, but everything else went smoothly. When we arrived at Seattle we got some Starbuck's coffee and some terriyaki chicken with noodles.

| I was sitting in a car wash before we got to the airport and had a thought. What if there was a human car wash system? I'm not sure about you, but when I'm in the shower, all I want to do is stand there with the warm water hitting my back and running all over me, pondering life.
I have some of my best ideas in the shower. I don't want to be distracted by the need to wash myself - that should be something that machines can do for me.

| You set the length of your shower, the temperature of the water, and whether or not you want shampoo and conditioner for this wash (All body washes, shampoos, and conditioners must be poured into the machine on your own time). If you're rich, you can have your butler do it for you. Or a well trained dog if they're that awesome.
Step inside once you've finished configuring everything.

| The machine will cycle through all of the modes, giving you time to think about life, practice singing, do your makeup, or get started on the report you need for that presentation in an hour. Whatever it is, you now have more time to do it.
When you step inside, the water turns on and spinning brushes run up and down your body, spitting out soap as they work. If you prefer bar soap, a flat-edged arm can scrape some butter off and spread it over you like butter on toast.

| Little fingers on the shampoo arm will scrub your hair cleanly while providing you the finest scalp massage ever. Now you may be thinking, "Who would want to stand for that entire time?". Just keep in mind that you already stand up to take showers. But you no longer have to!
With this ground-breaking technology, a bench can be placed in the shower for you to sit on while shampooing.

| Towels are no longer required. Blow dryers dry you in seconds with warm air because no one likes cold air after a shower.
That's all there is to it.
The Human Wash.

| I've been listening to old trance music lately.
https://soundcloud.com/xcivisshite/publicdomainoperationbladeedit
It defocuses my brain just enough so I can work without thinking about the consequences.

| absolutely mad, this g/u/rl has gone mad

| Good thread

| >>10d20f i can't believe that all text was writted by one person. I feel that they are copied from somewhere, if not.. it's fascinating.. specially details like "Leaving Billingham at 3 p.m., arriving in Seattle at 4 p.m., then departing for San Jose at 5 p.m., arriving home at 8:30 p.m.
We drank a lot of coffee in the morning and stopped at a Duty Free store on our way to the US border." or "Towels are no longer required. Blow dryers dry you in seconds with warm air because"..

| I would also theoretically believe that they come from some generic ai with high database of various texts than one person

| Only pomu fuckers can schizo shitpost like this

| 56k baud?

| Today was the first day of school, and I got up around 6 a.m. to go pick up my schedule, which I had missed while in Canada. I was very tired during the day because I stayed up until 2 a.m. the day prior listening to trance music while rendering 3D models (my favorite thing to do).
I walked to school and found my friend Jack waiting in line to get his picture ID because he, too, had missed the scheduled pick-ups.

| We waited until around 7 a.m. before the camera crew arrived to take the IDs, and by 7:50 a.m., I had my ID and schedule.
When I looked at my schedule, I was relieved to see that I had AP chemistry with my chem honors teacher for two periods first, followed by my old APUSH teacher Mr. Dolci.
I was a little unsure about my last three teachers, Mrs. Phillips, Mr. Brown, and Mrs. Nava, who taught English, Journalism, and Calc AB, respectively.

| Mrs. Phillips seemed to have been unaware that we were assigned the essay about droop fruits as homework before summer break began, but I'm still kinda worried. I tried to but I couldn't bring myself to write anything about droop fruits at all.
As the day went on and the teachers lectured us on class outlines and syllabus, 6th period arrived, and my friend Hannah and I decided to walk to Black Pearl, a nearby drink store, after picking up our textbooks from the bookroom,

| and then walk back to school by the end of 7th period at 3.
Because my cousins' courses ended at 7th period, I was able to get a ride home and escape the bother of further wearing out my arm with my textbooks.
When I got home, my Mom reminded me that I had a doctor's appointment and I was surprised only to find out it was for the yearly flu shot. After that, my Mom and I drove to Walmart to get some school supplies and food for the first few weeks of school,

| and then I headed to my room to finish my homework. Here I am, in front of the computer, fighting the droop fruits. I got on Discord yesterday asking them for help too, and some of the servers I'm on had no idea what a droop fruit even is.