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how do I accelerate death
| First of all think about non killing yourself.
But if you can attack police, they will shoot you.
| >>883061 Damn, you're a genius. But you're missing the part where it would still be considered suicide. I need a plan so it will be viewed as police brutality.
| Just develop alcoholism. Drink yourself to death
| Start drinking AND smoking cigarettes regularly. Remember, there is no off ramp on the road to ruin!
| Since you have already accepted dying, why not do it in a fun way? Rob a bank maybe, stab a white woman, try having sex and fun, establish a cult that worships carbonated water, anything goes really.
| Cigarettes
| >>883186 A cult about carbonated water sounds like my kind of cult, why did I never think about it?
| <3 even
| That's the easiest shit ever, just eat junk food all day, drinks lots of soda and smoke cigarettes. That's what I do at least, but if u really want to die go have fun with some hard drugs
| Go on a drug-fueled orgy for 72 hours, that tends to make life worth living
| Whore yourself out and die from having every std at once
| Go hiking and hope a serial killer has there way with you
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| I don't want to kill myself. I think I'll catch covid and tell no one about it or something. or maybe I'll fall in a waterfall "accidentally". don't worry, it's not suicide if people didn't think you killed yourself