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| Third time I saw Yukari, I was following her around an auditorium, I acted like a familiar, hugging onto her from behind to lend strength as she was using gap magic to hack the matrix or something at several points around the hall.
I was on a 1-4 podium at a school oval, there was a decent crowd of people before us. I'm on the #1 spot with a spirit of Flandre beside me, and 2-4 are taken up by one guy and his doubles with Sakuya spirits beside them.
| He's annoyed at me and wants me to give up #1 but I ignore him. A bell sounds as the crowd runs off towards the school. I say "I've got this..." as I step off the podium in the same direction but after a few steps start staggering around like a drunk, saying "shit what the fuck am I doing I want to kill and eat so badly". Heading towards the school I find a box full of samples of preserved human heads and shoulders, I grab up 3 or 4,
| leaving a couple behind, and munch on their brains, feeling like I'm absorbing their memories. I thought this whole thing seemed like a bad idea and a human nearby echoed my thought "is it really a good idea to turn people into youkai and give them human samples?'
Undongein and Kyo(Dir en grey) were fighting at a gas station with Farron Greatswords, Udon lunges at him , stabs the dagger down while cleaving him, spinning around she cleaves him twice more while he's still staggered.
| He's barely alive and runs up a nearby kid's slide, she chases him down and beheads him, Kyo's head shudders with a look of horror which makes her say "oh please, after all the hundreds of people you've beheaded". As he dies another dead head appears beside him with tattoos and such, his astral self perhaps.
Saw Dir en grey performing Touhou arrange songs live, I think the song was Necro Fantasy, there were pictures of Ran on the drumset.
| In a pocket dimension or otherworld, I see on the horizon of the sea Aku as a three headed three tailed dragon. Exiting the world I'm then at a table with Flan and Remilia, they're offering stuff like kisses and hugs for money but I'm broke so they refuse me.
In a hostess-like place, Flan and Remilia offering services but I'm broke. They lead me up into a halloween themed lovely room where there's a little framed white text on black background saying "Void is Infinity, just Empty".
| Back downstairs Flan comes up to me crying asking for a hug because a fat guy kissed her and I refused since they weren't giving me anything, Remilia then says "come on, he was really ugly." so I do so. Playing VR Touhou Souls with ZUN and another guy as my white phantoms, in a second floor room in the hostess place fighting Flan, Remilia and Sakuya, whoever was slain last becomes the boss and we leave Flan.
| Then we're outside the SDM though it was a castle that was high up beyond many stairs. Flan slowly strutted down them as me and ZUN knocked back some beer. When she finally reaches the bottom the fight starts, she comes up to me and does a twirl with a little blood scythe that instantly kills me, so ZUN just lets her kill him, and so does the other guy. Taking off our VR sets the other guy vomits as I make a wry remark and he gives an unamused response.
| Remilia was gifted teeth by Satan, they were so sharp her whole mouth was inflamed and she was always irritated, but she was proud of them. Later I'm on a boat with three thrones, the middle was reserved for ZUN, the left one had Remi on it and I sat with her, the right was empty. ZUN comes to his throne and says to me "a certain plumber(Mario) is going to need his brother to save him." Later I'm with Remi, I go off to find a present for her at a market place.
| I ask what vampires like and I'm told tarantula bars are their favourite, so I bring back several of them for her. She gets excited, wolves them down and belches loudly, one of the nearby girls says "yeah lets all just pretend that was elegant". There was a Catarina knight that got killed and shat on by someone, he was furious and chased after that person but his superior in Gundyr's armour told him off and said to let it go.
| I possessed a white ZUN sword, I went through a Bloodborne forest looking for a Silverbeast to slay but fell into a crevasse.
I possessed a Touhou sword that became more powerful along with the glory of the Touhou series.
Came across ZUN walking home with a few others scattered along a road. I drive by on a motorcycle blasting ACDC and wheelie past him then speed off on a side-road, then think about drawing hiragana with wheelies.
| With Yukari, Youmu, Reimu and perhaps a couple of others. A technological tower like Gintama's Terminal rose out of the ground, many cannons came out of its sides shooting master sparks downward blasting the earth apart into floating debris. We were scattered but Yukari pulled us through the air and gathered us before Berserk's dwarf blacksmith. He told Youmu he'd make something for her, she said "anything with a blade!"
| He crafted a Bio-blade Axe(looked like Dragonslayer's Axe but with green poison constantly dripping off it, it had Bloodborne stats, 120 regular and 80 poison(not status effect but a damage type). After handing it to her she immediately flew into a flurry at Yukari who rapidly dodged around without moving from the spot. We were preparing for something, going to the moon? Reimu was making a lucky Tewi charm, Yukari looked worried which I thought was cute so I hugged her.
| It turned into a manga where me and the Touhous joined hands in a chain rising out of the left page while desperately reaching out to the ZUN coming out of the right page.
Yuuka fused with Kokoro and maybe Udon or Youmu to become unbeatable, since she had 50 lives because of the masks.
In my backyard was gardening equipment. I saw over the fence Yuuka who was my gardener. She looked at me and said "you look like you could use a vacation or three."
| On a bunch of floating islands, I fell from them into the sea and Jörmungandr rose up trying to eat me, saying if we fuse we'll become unstoppable. I flew away while throwing black fire orbs at it. At a school, throwing around some more black fire orbs at people. I come to a classroom where Yuuka was, but since she was surrounded by a large crowd I wasn't interested. I float between walls into another class next door where Seiga was alone,
| a lone kid was about to enter so I wanted to stop him from being so lucky. I sealed the door, the kid tried the handle but couldn't get in. Seiga went over, I followed her whispering in her ear "using the hairpick is cheating" but she used it anyway and gave the kid a kiss through the hole in the door. I said he was the luckiest person in the world at that moment and slowly floated back to Yuuka's classroom in defeat.
| tl;dr
| Nice story, can't wait for the sequel
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| First time I dreamt of Yukari was on my 21st birthday, though I don't remember what it was. That day I also saw Pram the Oracle who verbally abused me, and also dreamt I walked around a paddock with a girl, a couple of times pushing her down onto a venomous spider that was Izanami Hades, which made her cry and tell me to stop.
Second time I saw Yukari, I remember only seeing her smile at me.