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What type of girlfriend is best?
| Yan gal have best kind of sex
| ebat yandere anon iz russkogo treda eto ti?
| Yandere as an archetype that exists solely for people so deeply insecure about their self-worth that they cannot imagine a girl loving them without also being severely mentally ill.
I do not even pity you, OP.
| Submissive gyarus are the best OP and you lack cultured taste.
| milfs are the best
| The best type of girlfriend is one with a penis.
| Me, I'm the best girlfriend you can ever have.
| The one that exist
| s
| >>880749 nah, it also exists for people who want to fix them. Imagine that you treat her so well to the point you convince her that no matter what happen, you will always love her.
She doesn't have to be mad or kill anyone who come close to you anymore because she knows you will always be hers.
| >>880749
I think I agree. I was once v into yan and snuff where the perspective character was the one dying, but I was also v insecure (a la >>880753) and definitely more suicidal at the time. These days yandere tropes are just alright—sometimes they even ick me out where I used to get off. That said, I could see other kinds of appeal, like >>880803 mentions. I don't aspire to unconditional devotion or getting killed sexily anymore.
| >>880804
First of all I'm not insecure.
Then, I preffer yandere because of reasons. She loves you and will never betray you. I saw to many times when girls betrays their bf (even after years of happy life, even during happy life). I saw man lives destroyed by woman, meanwhile yandere will do anything for your (and her) happiness. She will be on your side without any bad intention against you.
She will kill me if I fuck someone, but I'm fedele so it's not a problem.
| The best type is girlfriend is Pomu
| of
| >>880852
Please. Girls can do whatever they want. I just don't want to bond myself to some fucking whore, that's it.
| >>880838 problem is that we are all human, and is common for a person's tastes and ideal partners to change over time, so the (hipotetical) day you actually tell her you don't love her anymore will also be the day she force-suicides you
| I love yandere as an archetype because I am also mentally ill and I want to kill myself
| >>880869
Fair enough. But why should I change? I mean, yes, tastes changes, but according to you after a lot of time even a saint will turn into a serial killer.
| I imagine having a yandere gf could be very tiring. I'd grow tired of having to explain myself how talking to a female cashier is not cheating. But I bet the sex would be amazing.
| I want so my a yandere gf, am I asking too much?
I would love her more than my life, I'd do anything for her. And if she do some bad stuff, I'll do anything for her safety. If she kill somebody, I will cover this. I don't care, only my gf is important.
And after a long day we will watch some movies in our bed and then we will do some pleasure stuff.
| I don't live a lifestyle that would work with a yandere gf, plus yandere dev ruined their image for me! Kekekeke
I am past romance, but I guess someone I know I trust. Trust reigns above all!
| Yandere is the best!
| >>881180
Little lover of Yuno Gasai, how cute. When you are 13yo, you will understand that this is a cringe.
| >>881206
>Love yandere
>Don't watch anime
You are really the apostle of cringe. Where you found yandereshit if you don't watch jappornmovis
| Best girlfriend is the one that has sex and gets fun from it.
| Yandere isn't real, all of you need to do something other than consoom weeaboo trash before attempting to talk about relationships.
| >>881289
It's just a word to describe one of the girls type. Yandere type existed before anime/manga.
| >>881293
This is delusional. Yandere is a fundamentally flawed concept because obsessive love is not possible for someone who is also violently antisocial. The closest things are LARPing fujoshis at best and drugged up psychopaths at worst.
| >>881289
>>881295
second biggest brain in the thread
>>880838
"I'm not insecure" "she... will never betray you"
Needing that second thing to be guaranteed by a character trope *is* insecure though. Any normal, socially adjusted person will stay loyal to their partner so long as they're being treated with love and respect. You've got some hefty self-image and misogyny issues to work through.
>>880852
lmao omg
| >>881299
I've seen a lot of betrays in so called "stable and secure" relationships. It is simple, I do not want to worry about this stuff of "secure" people.
| Girlfriends are so 2019. Wives are where it's at.
| I never knew this was such a controversial topic!
| >>881299 hmm maybe you're right... Although that surely works for the 50% of all marriages that end up in divorce right?
| >>881362
if you're so scared of your marriage not working out, just stop dating women-
wait, you never dated one
much less held a woman's hand or ever knew her warmth
how sad :^)
| >>881362
41% of American marriages? No one here is claiming that all those divorces are due to people not staying loyal. But, to humor you: that's roughly the number of infidelities there would be if the average American were 80% likely to be a fulfilling partner, if we assume that everyone without one cheats 100% of the time. And I think expecting 80% of the marrying population to have adequate emotional intelligence for it... is quite optimistic.
| mine, she's soft and you can't have her
| >>880744
I can't take anyone who says Yandere seriously. Either they're mememing, enjoy the (fictional) depiction as a fetish (which goes for like 90% of fetishes really) or are literally a minor/socially inept/haven't dated much/ and don't know what its like to be in a relationship with a psychotic, overly clingy, violent, controlling, near-sociopathic waste of a human being who will exhaust every drop of your good nature and will probably ruin your impression of the opposite sex for life.
| Pomu by the way
| Good yandere is dead yandere.
| >>881598
What if I say that be in relationship with a yandere girl is't difficult (at the beginning) but it's wonderful?
| Goog Pomu is dead Pomu
| I just want a girlfriend or femboy friend I am touch starved
| >>880744
Living with a yandere is great. I don't understand why some people hate them. It's not a bitch that constantly pisses you off. And not a simple whore who jumps on a cock that is longer and/or richer than yours. This is the girl who loves you and will love you until death. Who will be by your side no matter what. Who will never betray and will do everything for you.
When you return home after a hard day, love will be waiting for you there and not betrayal or hassle.
| When your girlfriend hugs you, you will feel tenderness and not someone else's perfume or crackling ribs. And her eyes!.. Oh, there you will see the whole world that is dedicate to you, and not the desire of more expensive gifts.
| Yandere are the best, only the dumbest would disagree. And no matter what they say, yandere will not kill their loved one, this is tantamount to suicide and hell in life, it is simply illogical. To be killed by your yandere, you have to be a rare asshole, I'm sure that it is they who hate them.
Even yandere has its downsides, but let's be honest: no one is perfect. And as for me, jealousy is too small a price for absolute and ultimate love.
| yandere, you always have attention "^^
| "what type of gf is best" mfs that post shit like this wouldnt know...
| >>881673 bro that's not yandere, looks like what you need is just a perfect woman. perfect women don't exist so just relax and find just any girl who loves you, without thinking of her that she will "ride other guys' dicks" any time.
| >>881734 nah not perfect, what OP wants is just a decent woman, it's only basic decency to unconditionally love your partner and not betray them.
it is also unknown whether these exist
| The open steppe, a clear day, and a swift horse under you.
| >>881734
Nobody is perfect and yandere is no exception. They also have negative traits, but I personally don't give a damn. I am ready to accept them and love her for who she is. She is my girlfriend after all and who am I not to make her happy!?
>>881742
They exist, trust me. Such girls are quite rare nowadays, it's true, but they do exist.
| I wish dom yandere and all time attention, love, hugs and cuddles:c
| Loyal and submissive.
| Your mom
| Cute and funny
| I swear this thread is a sting by the FBI to see who are the most mentally unstable.
| Anyway Pomu
| What type of knife should I present to my yandere?
| Yandere sucks, tsun is best
| Yandere sucks, tsun is best
| >>882438 >>882439
An eternally angry bitch who only piss you off all the time? Is this your ultimate dream? Lol.
| The one that loves you
| Who love and care about me.
| MY STomach hurts. also women don't actually fit into neat little archetypes they contain multitudes and are wonfderful with vast souls i love grirls
| A real one lmao
| Muscle ladies who can bench press me
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| And why it is Yandere?