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snakes are such an odd choice for a pet
| You just said it yourself
| Snakes love you the same way they love their eggs. Kinda cool until I get hungry.
| Cut them in a salad
| what about ball pythons? little dangernoodles are fairly docile, and too smol to eat you even if they tried.
| ok wtf i just looked up ball pythons and not only are they scared of humans and anything bigger than them (at largest they grow to 6 feet, and that's a maybe) but they don't have any venom and instead of fangs they have tiny teeth. Their main method of dealing with predators is to literally roll into a ball and hope you mistake them for... a ball.
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| Oh, maybe snakes raped your teddy bear?
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| they don't love you and would probably eat you if given the opportunity, what's the appeal snake owners?