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bruh im so done

| I went to wipe my ass and the paper ripped and I shoved my finger directly into my poppy butthole


| well you wash your hands after being on the toilet so it doesn't really matter


| That's the best part anon


| Duoah I felt that


| Why are you using paper?


| Use a cactus next time to avoid having this issue


| Why are you wiping?


| Instructions failed; inserted dick into a fan instead


| try better materials like metal


| Wipe ur ass like dog


| You are supposed to use the three seashells!


| Get a bidet. Paper will only be needed for emergencies after you screw it in!

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