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Can I be gay in heaven?
| Elona
| *fucks your mouth*
| Has every instance of homosexual behavior you have engaged in with another individual been under the consumation of marriage? Have you abstained from homosexual pornography? Are you a good little boy? If you answer yes to all three then yes you shall be fine son. If not then burn in fucking hell you fithky vile H E R E T I C.
| You can't get to heaven if you are gay.
| I don't think Jesus would give a shit if you're gay or not tbh.
| Christianity is a pox
| In heaven we'll all be cute gay girls doing cute gay things.
| I guess its up for interpretation. I mean God made you gay, right g/u/rl? Some Christians are alright with that, and others aren't. Homosexuality and heaven is more of an ideological thing more than anything, and I don't think you will find a straight (lmao) answer to this.
Down in the bible belt mfs would try to scare you into heterosexuality by threatening you with hell, but I've heard that churches up north take different stances.
| >>878796 I should have prefaced this by saying that I'm not really a Christian, but I grew up with the faith.
| Yeah but God is the opposite of gay. He is neither cheery, merry, or jolly. He isn't even light hearted or mirthful. In fact, God is quite gloomy, dark, and Tartarean. You could even say that he is joyless, cheerless, and tenebrous. He is anything but happily excited or keenly alive and exuberant: having or inducing high spirits. He is like this right now because he saw prefetcher sticking his finger in his own asshole and it killed him.
| Indeed, prefetcher, and by extension, the whole of humanity has killed God. It didn't even have anything to do with Prefetchers sodomic act, rather, the fact that he kept doing it instead of fixing the issues with this site's servers disappointed God so much that he stuck his shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. Indeed, we have failed him.
| Even now Lucifer looks up from his throne in Tartarus and weeps, for the foolish actions of humanity has destroyed the target that gave his existence meaning.
| So much heresy ITT, burn it down!
| feather crested god lacks that kind of will. She is perfect love of (im)perfect self. Diefic only in passing, god is as universal as she is benign. In loveing herself she teaches us the highest sin against Jesus, to be diefy ones self as personal devinity. Gay is the cardinal sin as it constructs graven images of deity other than the father god. Gay is to love ones fellow as devine, as to raise all to level of god. The keeper of the digital realms, Lain herself, has told me this.
| Just convert to Islam. Yesterday I stumbled into a female preacher on cancervine, uh... I mean tiktok.
She said that she got a lot of questions about what woman get in heaven, since man get 17 virgin angels serving them. She then said, woman shouldn't be worried because pleasure that they'll get in heaven should not be measured by the world value. The pleasure would be better than anything you can describe.
If that's not a 25/7 hot lesbian sex, then I don't know what it is.
| Y'all weird af.
Jesus was gay as shit, Yahweh got no gender, 90% of the people in the Bible were queer. So, basically, consume as much pussy and gurldick as your heart desires. Ain't no god out there that'd stop you or send you to hell for that. Being gay and doing crime is what true Christians do.
| >>879085
not sure if you're memeing or not but there are some interpretations that Jesus might have actually been gay for real. If we were just going strictly off of scriptures. In particular, referring to the "beloved disciple," but the specific passages relating to gender et al were lost over the literal centuries that have passed.
| >>878707
The only prohibitions against homosexuality apply only to Jewish men; they were trying to rebuild society and needed more children. The passage also may have been mistranslated and originally been about pedophilia.
So, as a Christian g/u/rl, I can say that God cares more about you, your relationship with God, your empathy and your actions towards humanity and the world than if you are gay. Christ said we are supposed to love one another, just as God loves us. John 13:34-5
| >>878707 >>879329
So be gay now and praise God. Heaven will be better than anything we can imagine, for we will be in the full presence of God. Until we can meet up in Heaven and swap stories of our times on the danger/u/s world, I pray that you meet that someone you can be gay and praise God with.
| I'm still an atheist though
| Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
| >>879421
Again, this only applies to Jewish men to differentiate them from Egyptian and Canaanite cultures as they left Egypt and went into Canaan. Abomination refers to ritual uncleanliness, such as eating pork or worshipping idols. Earlier in Leviticus, the prohibitions against incest, are dishonorable, defilement, wicked or detestable. Notably not abominations. This is also a prohibition against male temple prostitutes, who where present within and surrounding Israel.
| >>879440
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them Leviticus 20:13
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Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind Corinthians 6:9-6:10
| >>879470
Again, these are laws for Jews under Mosaic law. And Mosaic law is superceded by the New Covenant of Christ.
Hebrews 9:15
For this reason Christ is the mediator of a new covenant, that those who are called may receive the promised eternal inheritance—now that he has died as a ransom to set them free from the sins committed under the first covenant.
2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come!
| >>879564 Are you new to this? People like that don't care about scripture, they care about the "religious justification" to be bigots (or other types of horrible human beings).
Wasting your time, my g/u/rl.
| Just become an Atheist and get hot demon chicks of your prefered gender in every religions hell at the sme time
| >>879565
Everyone is redeemed through Christ. If they are arguing in bad faith, then they will be judged for it. I may be wasting my time, but I'm also posting for the education of all the g/u/rls reading. Thanks for being concerned about me, I really do appreciate it.
And if I'm wasting my time, at least we're all wasting time together.
| >>879569
For what its worth, I appreciate that you're going out of your way to do what you're doing. Most people inside *and* outside of religions think that you're supposed to take this shit at face value, away from all context, even though they're literally over 2000 years old writings set down by a completely different culture than our own.
You see this problem not just in religion, but especially in politics/government. Just look at how often people fight over the wording of the American Constitution. Same problem.
| >>879675
Nah, facts. Religion gets taken out of context constantly and people miss the whole point of the religion cause of it. While I'm not devout to Yahweh in any way I genuinely think those religions are really cool and have a lot of respect for people I know who practice them properly, but the image of all of them has been dragged through the mud by extremists for hundreds of years now. It's honestly pretty sad.
| Also, funny sidenote about that American constitution, I've heard that it was originally made with the intent of being updated every 17 years to avoid having a society that operates on outdated ideas and structures and doesn't progress.
It's been 235 years since then lol. America's a weird place.
| No
| Jesus was at least bi prove me wrong
| >>879728
Facts. That's why that was the plan, to avoid that place ending up like it has. But instead they've made it untouchable and claim that "armed militia to protect against the government" means "everyone should have guns".
That place is like one big comedy skit, I stg.
| >>879737 We unfortunately have to deal with people either literally interpreting a piece of paper that was only meant for that century of government at best or those who assume the interpretation of the piece of paper within the same context of a century.
These are not good options.
I can't wait for something that's supposed to satirical in a TV show becomes reality like the many tragedies happening now.
| Although, it would mean the stability/order of the country could swing from side to side- Man why did I think just now- There's literally no good solution. pain.
| When Jesus was describing the end times after "remember Lott's wife", it is insinuated that all the gays get raptured.
Being raptured means that you go to heaven.
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| If I am a good boy Jesus follower and go to heaven can I finally be gay? I mean it's heaven right? The point is to be happy?
Asking my Chrsitian g/u/rls