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Real life glitches/npc moments
| my valorant duo partner is in europe and can't play and I've been solo queueing. a few days ago I joined a lobby, and I'm a cuck who plays smokes so I lock in a smokes character. after everyone on my team has chosen their characters and we can't change who we're playing, one of my teammates says "ayo pig," (my username) "you can play smokes." just straight up stating a fact, when there's already no chance to change it anyways.
| my guess is that riot fills their games with a bunch of shitty bots and this is their first attempt at making them voice chat.
| People play shit like Valorant or League of Legend, they're scripted bots anyway
| I'm a NPC Quest Giver, here's your quest:
1. Drink Water. (0/15)
Reward: 250 Coins + 750 XP
| *drinks monster*
| >>878984 WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COINS AND XP YOU CHEAP NPC?? I COMPLETED THE QUEST
I'm deadass returning this game
| During school I dropped a pencil while walking and it stabbed the side of my foot and broke, so the graphite is stuck in the wound. The nurse managed to get it out but holy hell it felt like the physics engine just bugged out for a second; I couldn’t believe what had happened at first.
| Analog clocks only move when you are looking directly at them. Look away and then back and you'll occasionally see the rendering engine glitch out for a moment trying to move the hands really fast.
There are a limited number of facial presets in use. With the world population growing so fast, the assets are being reused too often. It's why people have so many identical copies running around.
| Every day I live the same day.
| I've walked through a wall before. Like, I just phased through I guess... I've also accidentally ran into people with my car, but they're completely fine and it's as though space split around them.
I've died several times as well. Idk if that makes a difference.
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| Anyone ever have those moments where you feel like you're living in a simulation? Like planes hovering in the air, seemingly scripted dialogue with people outside, or seeing the same exact car three times in a row are a few examples. Share any experiences you have below please.