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Penguin dreams of sentient weapons
| lol
| Do not waifu your pistol
| MKUltra
| Just fuck your gun and get it over with already
| >>867886 nonono don't shoot yourself! just buy some lube and stick your weewee down the barrel. Whats it chambered in?
| >>867886 the last g/u/rl who fucked their gun never came back. since that means we have no idea whether or not it was worth the risk, you should fuck your gun so we can find out.
| >>867887 >>868002
I don't think I will, just on the off chance it is developing sentience.
I will lovingly clean & oil it while watching porn though.
| i'm 12 and what is this
| >>868110 That's the move. When I asked about the caliber I was just wondering if shotty had that gorilla grip though.
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| Hey g/u/rls, I want to share this, just don't want anyone in meatspace making it into a thing when it's not.
I had a odd dream this morning and woke up with bits and pieces of a song in my head. Basically, I dreamt that my pistol sang to me an upbeat rock song about how it's seen me carrying on and is always by my side if it gets to be too much. But somehow in a cheerful not depressing way.
Maybe I should sleep more than 3 hours a day.
Or maybe my gun's developing a tsukumogami.