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ugh markiplier...

| I hate idolizing this man, cause I know he's just a human being and he himself knows too. But holy fuck is it hard not to.
He's so damn cool what the fuck man what the fuck! I don't want to fuck him or date him, so I don't get why I'm simping for him. Don't get me wrong his girlfriend is pretty, amazing and nice. I actually have the same problem with her.

Someone fucking shoot me lol pls I hate myself


| Apply a markiplier to these nuts.


| The Let's Play guy with the deep velvet voice? What's he doing to get all this high praise? Last I saw he was just hamming it up for the camera while playing flavor-of-the-week horror games. Does he have an OnlyFans or something?


| >>7871a4
many people wish he did


| I mean, he's not the worst youtuber you could idolize. He's really grown up a lot as a person since his initial content and stays out of drama.


| fnaf markiplier


| *morbs*
AAAaah, hello everybody, my name is Markiplier


| Literally who?


| Glad to know this thread wasn't ignored lol


| I mean, at least you're self-aware, op? A little healthy simping is probably fine.


| I mean, if you're gonna be parasocial for somebody at least it's him, right? He actually does some cool and very positive stuff. One of the very few big content creators that actually have a good impact on the world.

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