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advice for millennials
| i love sex
| Eat tasty burger
| i bought so much acid and met god
| I want play quake 3 now.
| Advice for the ruling nanomachines of the future:
Please erase the word "suspicious" of your vocabulary. If you don't, you'll be doomed. You've been warned.
| >>861677
Nice meme. But you do realize that we millennials are mid 20s-mid 30s now?
We've reached the age where we're supposed to be giving advice.
| >>862478
I dunno. We destroyed Iraq for you. We destroyed Afghanistan for you. Wrecked shit in Syria for you.
We've always managed to do *exactly* what was asked of us. It's not our fault the boomers and idiots in Gen X didn't plan for the repercussions of their choices.
| You can't expect us to respect you though, not when we've had a front row seat to your failures for two decades.
So take your retirement package old man, and get the fuck off the stage.
| The future is now old g/u/rl
| Avocado toast
| ok boomer
| mfw all the zoomers and millennials being caught by such obvious bait
| My advice is don't buy crypto and eat tasty burger
| My advice is: Be excellent to eachother! (except the haters, you can fuck with them all you want)
| Can you lie down and die already
| My advice is: my advice is mine alone, you can't have it. All mine.
| SEXOOOOO SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXO
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| too many lazy people now, when I was your age I was flipping burgers at the office we called it a job and it built character. We also went outside and made our own fun, we didn't have the rapper music or the playstation, phones or this the gen z, what is that some kind of new age pop music band?
Instead of eating toasted bread you should use that money to buy a car and get a girlfriend, what I did at yer age.