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My cat sat on my face

| help...


| suffocate >:]


| suffocat >;3


| So my GF did


| cat girl


| cat boy


| >>860944 i can confirm, i'm his girlfriend


| If I make it to 30 and a catgirl (specifically Vanilla from Nekopara) never sits on my fucking face, I'll flip a coin and Heads I blast my brains all over the kitchen ceiling or Tails I transition and *become* Vanilla from Nekopara.


| >>861013 why wait until 30 to do the tails option? waste of time if you ask me


| >>861012
*her


| >>860944 >>861012
i can confirm, i'm his grandfather


| >>861037
*her


| >>860944 >>861012 >>861037 i can confirm, i'm his stalker


| >>861042
God dammit, we are GIRLS!!! I'm a girl and my gf is a girl.


| >>861047 i can confirm, I have gone though your trash and found your tampon. but your reaction is so cute I can't resist teasing you<3


| >>861052 ah, i see. i will now proceed to remove my eyes from their sockets


| >>861052
Oh, I see. Since you seem to be a good person I want to aware you that my gf is quite a yandere. I mean, if you continue to stalk me she is gonna be mad and propably will try to kill you.


| >>861072
How exactly does your GF kill you? Asking for a friend.


| Yamete kudasai


| >>861072 h-hot


| >>860902
Lewd!


| >>861074
She do not want to kill ME.
>>861365
In fact, I consider myself very lucky person. She is even better than I can desire. No, she is not behind me, lol.

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