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You are safe now
| You know what? Yeah. Yeah, I'm safe right now.
That's a rare feeling g/u/rl, thanks for helping me recognize it!
| It's now safe to keep playing
| until a cutting edge nuclear payload carrying advanced intercontinental missile evades all of your countries air defences due to sabotage and lands RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR HOUSE
THINK YOURE SAFE NOW HUH
YOU MAY HAVE A TUMOR IN YOUR BRAIN RIGHT NOW AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT YOU MUST GO TROUGH ATLEAST 362 DIFFERENT TESTS NOW
| i have now given you your healthy bit of crippling paranoia back, stay safe
| I'm so privileged to have been born in Scandinavia because I've had nothing but safety for as long as I can remember. <3
| You cannot sleep, there are monsters nearby...
| True, but I'm only safe for as long as my caretaker remains alive and healthy
| NOT SAFE
NOT SAFE
IMMEDIATE DANGER
| THERE IS NO ESCAPE
| No one is safe, everyone is already dead, just don't know it yet
| Just remember, most people are killed by someone they trusted
| someone is watching!
| THEY'RE LISTENING
| EVERYONE DIES!
| >>856836
Don't let me go all Oxford Dictionary on yo' ass. Getting killed is not a synonym for dying!
| I'M SUFFERING
| Is that a joy of creation reference? looool I'm such a cring g/u/rl for recognizing it
| But people die when they are killed
| what if you were the monster all along
| >>857436
lol
The Oxford Dictionary is the Coca Cola™ of dictionaries while Merria-Webster is the equalient of yogurt-flavored Pepsi White.
| i am kill
| All yow g/u/rls asses is grass
| i am kill
| Damn why this message board so damn long you g/u/rls are weird
| You know what thank you random g/u/rl for the weird but dumb message board
| >>856779 fine, let me correct myself: most people *who are killed* are killed by someone they knew & trusted.
And g/u/rl >>856901 if there's a cause of death, that's what they were killed by, if we want to get into semantics.
| wait isn't killing someone the same as murdering them?
| >>859669 People die when they are killed, but they do not die when they are murdered. Gosh, have you even watched anime?
| i am in danger/u/
| This is a fever dream of a thread so lets just repurpose it for something else. Opinions on anything
| Who cares? Anyway this world will be blown into SHREDS by nukes.
| we are manifesting safety~~
| Not only manifesting destiny but now safety- Maybe that was OP's true intention
| >>856403 why would I worry about a nuclear warheads instantly obliterating me? I would just die immediately there is nothing I could possibly do in that situation. So why worry unnecessarily and cause greater degradement of my life over my inevitable demise?
| You know, it's kinda crazy how much love I've been receiving from my friends and loved ones lately.
I feel happy and safe and my heart's been more than willing to both supply that love back to them and to other, unrelated people in my life.
I haven't really had much love in my life prior to roughly last year -- many such cases, I suppose -- so it's a new experience, and I hope it does not fade away. I like it.
| The more you have, the more you have to lose.
The only thing you can be sure of is there's more pain coming, no matter the choices you make.
| >>860421 was there anything you did that led to that? my family has mostly been causing me stress lately.
| damn that is a scary message but also i guess a wake up call?
We really are never safe huh
| >>859976 i really, really don't like coffee
no matter how much i try i can't bring myself to like it in any way, shape or form that i've tried so far
idk where to get enough caffeine to survive modern life
| >>860708 also, i think ukraine and russia should just duke it out in CS:GO instead of being cringe and doing real war
| >>860708 Why coffee cant you just add sugar and milk till it just becomes a sweet drink that gives an extra kick
>>860709 Sadly russia would just lag the servers with its countless propaganda network also all csgo shitters are either russian or pretending to be russian
| >>860709
No one actually plays CS:GO.
The weapons skin market is just another money laundering scheme like art is.
| don't bump this shit
| i have chocolate
| i love cockholes !!!!
| Can't stop this thread. It will continue for infinity
| stop fkn bumping this shit
| you're not safe. this thread is a lie
| Damn now i want ice cream too
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| That's all that matters <3