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| I want to moderate. I've been here since 2019


| Cool


| I want to moderate and I've been here since 2017! It should be my turn first. please let it be known that the only reason I want to be a maid is to get more cute g/u/rls to flirt with me, and I will do no actual moderation work.


| I want to moderate. I have a latex maid costume and will wear it when cleaning this board


| >>854429
Dress the part and you'll have your hands so full you won't be able to get any work done


| The only new maid around here is me, you slut!!


| The way to become a maid is written within the source code. That's the test.


| Just give in


| Can I become a maid? I promise to abuse my power


| Can I become power? I promise to abuse my maid


| Can I become Power? I promise to abuse my Denji


| Can I become a maid? I promise to verbally abuse my master


| Can I become a maid? I promise to maid


| The hole in the ground


| >>854377 sure, please pay 50k $ extra fee in next month of your danger/pass/ subscription or in entry gate of danger/con/


| >>854429 >>854516 same rules
>>854580 if you are, show proof
>>854627 ohh furrack i spoiled it
>>854665 >>854668 >>854673 >>854703 >>854712 omg fitns


| Man I'm here like since 2016. On occasions though but that's the year I found out about this place.


| i need to pee


| Maid me so I can run a RP game about a terrified shota trapped in a gothic mansion with 12 aggressive mommy gfs who are actually apostate witches that NEED to be bred through ritual sex. It's like a cross between Castlevania and Resident Evil with lots of optional spooky sex. I'll even start taking my meds and wear a maid uniform! so please oh please make me a maid.


| >>854941
That's the first mistake. You promised to take your meds. We all know the maids are incredibly unstable and use cleaning danger/u/ as a coping mechanism,that and the headpats we give them give all the validation they crave. Now get in /d/ and write that story of a shota trapped in a Gothic mansion with 12 aggressive mommy witch gfs who will milk him until he is all out of his precious shota milk.

Also maids this is for you!

>>*headpats maids*


| >>854941

^^;; You don't need our powers to do that, g/u/rl.

>>854955

u wu thank.


| >>854963 >*headpats*


| >>854963 >pat pat pat


| >>854963 >mating press


| >>854963 scuse me buuuut shota is cp and cp is banned on/d/


| >>854983 you should be banned from life


| >>855198 but it's true. It's wrong to do shota/loli


| >>855258 ya ofcourse but still


| >>d159f6 , don't listen to these haters talking about "morality" and "legality". write the shota fic you were always meant to write!


| Alright, how about this, if you make me a maid I'll give you 50k


| Here you go >>855374
50k on the house!

>>kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


| >>855377 who Are you quoting?

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