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If you give a maid a b/u/rg,
| When you give her the Monster,
She'll probably ask you for another.
| When she's finished she'll ask for some weed.
| Then she'll want to look in a mirror to make sure she doesn't have red eyes.
| When she looks into the mirror.
She might notice her eyes need some eye drops.
| So she'll probably ask for a pack of Clear Eyes.
| When she's finished giving herself some drops,
She'll want to browse danger/u/
She'll start cleaning
| She might get carried away and "clean" every thread in the board.
| She might end up washing /d/ as well!
| When she's done,
She'll probably want to take a nap.
| You'll have to fix up a little corner for her
With a blanket and a body pillow.
| She'll crawl in
Make herself comfortable
And cuddle the pillow a few times.
She'll probably ask you to read her a vent thread.
| So you'll read to her from /u/,
And she'll ask to see the user information.
| When she looks at the IP,
She'll get so excited she'll want
To shitpost on her own. She'll ask for the Thread Watcher.
| She'll make a shitpost.
| When the shitpost is finished.
| She'll want to watch the thread.
| With some bread
| Then she'll want to feature the shitpost on the front page of all.
| I love maid
| Are you quoting a childrens book! Lol
| I haven't heard this phrase since elementary school
| >>854143 "When you give X a cookie"... When you give a mouse a Cookie? I think that's the reference here
| If I could get coffee instead of Monster, I'd sign up as a maid. ^^
| >>854238 and fot me coca-cola™, hugs and cuddles~ and maybe some lewd things like.. unprotected hand holding~
| "Maid!" sprach die Frau prefetcher,
"Ich geh' aus und du bleibst da.
Sei hübsch ordentlich und fromm,
bis nach haus ich wieder komm'
Und vor allem, Maid-chan, hör!
Lutsche nicht am Daumen mehr;
denn der Stab-you-chan mit dem Messer
kommt sonst ganz geschwind daher,
und die Daumen schneidet er
ab, als ob Papier es wär'."
| Absolutely adorable
| is this Die Frau ohne Schatten?
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| She's going to ask for a can of Monster.