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Danger/con/

| When?


| When the lobster wistles on the hill


| You’d think I’d want to associate myself with a bunch fat g/u/rls.


| Yes!!


| Excited to see who gets their mouth fucked first. I'm guessing probably a Pomu cosplayer


| There will only be 3 g/u/rls there


| Going outside?? No, I don't want that!! Me making friends with new people...?! I want to hide in my room and never see anyone for the rest of my life! Even after I die I want my body to be left alone for a while! For 10 years at least!!


| >>850658 make it 4


| Which Pomu cosplayer want to have sex first?


| Low attendance means low fees, right?


| When, how and where?


| >>850673 sanest /u/ser


| soon


| How about this. We all meet up at one g/u/rl's house. Then get in a big cuddle pile and cuddle a bunch. It will be basically better than sex due to the sheer touch starvation of the average g/u/rl. Then uh. I don't know what else to do for the convention. Just sit around and vibe?


| >>850770 at this point, I'm so touch starved that that will be the entire convention as I'm never letting go


| >>850770 we already have an annual g/u/rl house party for that tho


| >>850770 lean


| >>850783 when???? why wasn't i invited :(


| >>850834 don't you have a danger/pass/


| >>850856 no ;-;


| I've met a couple people from danger/u/ IRL so far, but a convention or a con-like would be extra fun, I feel. At the same time, there *are* some people in the community who just... do not get along. And almost all of us drink. So you know there's going to be at least one fight.


| >>8ce648 under what context did you meet an /u/ooer


| >>8ce648
But that sounds fun.


| >>850891 as long as there's no lasting damage I don't see the problem really


| >>850891 I would love to get drunk with all you g/u/rls


| >>850891 I need a wild drunk g/u/rls' orgy :c


| I got drunk only once just to try it. Since I actually hardly drink and really feel no compulsion to. With the added fact that alcohol to me personally tastes reached with the only thing i can stomach is light and sweet drinks. Though if I chug and grimace though at first it can get down. Though I got drunk and my brother was there. I was begging to suck his cock and for him to cum in my mouth. I apparently still owe him a trip to IHOP and a sober BJ. So no booze for me please.


| >>850949 reading the last half of this felt like a gut punch.


| We probably couldn't host one but the best idea would be to have a big meetup at a con


| >>851030 That would probably be the best approach. Since /u/ isn't exactly massive.


| >>851022
Your welcum <3


| Do I need to worry about the brownies?


| I'll bring the koolaid


| >>850658 i love you ^^
>>850673 i feel fear too, but we can organise it in your room~
>>850770 i said danger/con/ not furrycon you furrack
>>850891 where they was come from?:o
>>850910 i drink nothing, but Coca-Cola™ ;-;


| Ballpit when?


| I'd love to invite you all to a bar. We ave a realy good local brewary over here


|


| probably live way too far away from you g/u/rls but if there's ever a danger/con/ im going


also yes you all sound like fun people to get drunk with so let's go pls


| I feel like we'd need a horny observer. Like a horny lifeguard. Some yall are fiends.


| >>852332 I can be a horny lifeguard. I'll come in the bathtub with you.


| >>852047 ❤️
>>850674

I think it would be really fun! However, how will it happen? Since we're all scattered around the world


| >>852337 we could take a festval or something like that where ther's already an international audience, like Wacken Open Air or Blizzcon. There might be some of us from different parts around the world attending anyways.


| There will be a ball pit.


| >>850891
This is exactly what it should be though! G/u/rls meeting up, getting drunk, some trolls fighting, and then orgy.
I'd personally love to attend that.


| Like, I'd pay good money just to drink and watch the 2 /new/ girls fight eachother and some autistic keyboard warrior get curb stomped.


| >>c3c8f3
>nerds breaking their glasses and a gay orgy

Hard pass.


| >>852626 not just gay orgy. we also have femboys, futas and /actual/ vajayjay gurls with a strap-on


| >>852619

To be fair, I doubt the two /new/ gurls would even show up. It's still a mystery how they even found this place, but to have that level of paranoia suggests that they don't get out much to begin with.


| >>852629
's why you gotta get me drunk cunt. See what happens


| >>852502 true, but why the fuck would any of us already be going to Blizzcon of all places lol


| oops meant >>852618


| >>852629
True, but I'd still love to see it. It would be hilarious.

>>852645
The Blizzcon idea is bad, agreed. Like, who tf goes to Blizzcon?
But maybe we could find, like, some shady backstreet near Anime Expo or something. There's definitely more weebs than blizzard fans here, and Anime Expo from what I've heard is just social rejects wasting money and getting drunk. So we just skip the money wasting part and get drunk in a nearby alley with a little "/u/" sign or something.


| >>852645 it was just the next best, non metal festival, thing I could come up with.


| >>852629 I want to watch the /new/ gurls argue for thirty minutes then spend the whole rest of the night making out. if you two are reading this please consider it.

>>852651 it's ok, it was a funny example


| >>852676
Good idea. There needs to be some time for fighting though. Argue for 30min, start fighting, and the fighting transitions into making out. That way we'll get to see them go at it in multiple ways all in one night.


| >>852728 she considered it hehehe


| I'd pay to watch that

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