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All 7 billion people will die RIGHT NOW
| Let them. I don't want to die of from cola poisoning
| >>842724 ohh no, mistakenly i drinked cola... 2 minutes ago.. how i can commit suicide now?! ((i'm not joking, i was eating breakfast, and i drink only this))
| and now i drink cola when i write this post, i need help
| >>842728
At the Coca-Cola™ Company, we value our customers' life. Try the Coca-Cola™ Coffee to liven up your morning! Learn more: us.coca-cola.com/products/coke-with-coffee
| >>842730 but i need hugs, cuddles and beautiful dreams :c and talk with someone with i'm obsessed with
| It's Barry's Red Cola for me.
*gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp*
Barry's Red Cola. Sparkling, tasty and refreshing. A great companion on any adventure.
| >>842746
But are you obsessed with anyone you know? Learn more: www.coca-cola.com/help-they-got-my-family
| >>842764
Hey! This is our ad space. We had to seduce pref to get it so move it! Learn more: www.coca-colacompany.com/our-succubus-team
| *stares OP in the eyes while opening a can of Pepsi™*
| PEPSI MAN
| >>842775 i know her "only" online.. but i have feel that she can read me.. nevermind hour ago i had another glass
| Coca-cola is made from spent (already used) Coca plant leaves.
Cocaine is made from Coca plant leaves...
Coca-Cola likely pays the Mexican drug cartels money in exchange for their used Coca leaves.
Do you really want to support this?
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| Unless you drink a nice bottle of Coca-Cola™ beverages. Learn more: www.coca-cola.com