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I'm going insane

| Hi dad


| I had fried rice as a dinner tonight


| I'm thinking of eating fried rice tomorrow too. thought?


| add garlic, salt, and pepper, shit's cash. can't be too insane for good fucking food


| In a small bowl, mix together 3 tablespoons oyster sauce, 1 tablespoon sesame seed oil, and 2 teaspoons hoisin sauce. Set aside for now.

Stir fry some diced onion and 2 diced carrots for 2 minutes. Add garlic and continue to stir fry for 1 more minute. Add some frozen peas and stir evenly.

Take 2 eggs and beat them lightly before pouring them over the vegetable mixture. Add the rice and stir until heated trough. Pour the sauce mixture over the rice and stir until the rice is hot.


| No need for any salt or pepper.

You can add diced ham or PRE-COOKED chicken when you fry the onions and carrots.

My personal preference is to add shrimp right before you add the rice.


| OP here. Just eat fried rice for lunch, will do for dinner again tonight too.


| help i drink cola and it's makes me insane


| Change of plan, My cousin brought me lasagna.


| >>842751
Nice~! Home made lasagna is the absolute shit. It's even better than pizza and burg imo.


| >>842790 lasagna is pretty good but burg will always reign supreme. god I love a good burger


| >>842796
Literally, figuratively, objectively and subjectively false.


| >>842869 +L+didn't ask+ratio+burg is factually better in every way+you fell off+your mom doesn't want to incest mating with you+burg+angry burg+burg is always best food+you liar+you got no cute bois+you got bamboozled+you got in the wrong neiborhood+all your base belong to us+omega kek+cope+seethe+mald+you're knightless+no one wants to play a dnd campaign with you+you aren't fun at parties+i mating press you all night until u pass out+gangraped by all g/u/rls+u probably smell bad


| Lasagna and burg suck


| OP here, had fried rice for lunch


| OP here, I'm eating rice with chicken fillet


| >>842636 Buy some fries for me on your way there


| >>843009 Sorry I'm allergic to potato


| How tf is someone allergic to potato?! >>843030
Are you allergic to sweet potato? Sweet potato is different species from potato...
$Cthaea


| OP here, I'm in my breeding season and I want to be breeded.


| >>843038 I'm allergic to potato in general

>>843042 hi OP, I'm dad


| How do you make your fried rice, OP?


| >>843055 with love


| >>843061
American Pie kind of love?


| >>843067 only if I make it for you


| >>843070
Strong pass


| I now want fried rice, thanks op i'm now having that for lunch


| What should I eat tomorrow?


| Chicken and broccoli


| We've already gone insane.
Get in loser, we're going to plaid.


| >>843105
How do you make your fried rice, >>843105


| I feel a little weak today. I hope I'm not sick


| >>843555 I hope so too!


| >>842638
fried rice is good


| Wake me up before I change again


| I don't have a fever after all, but my nose really hurt for some reason..

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