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| >cute
>not fat
>will kill me eventually
not all at once please.

| I hate to break it to you, but it's the current year; we're all fat.

| >cute
>very possessive of me
>mentally unstable
>very touchy
>horny all the time
>not underage
>put alot of effort into thing she do
>always taking care of herself
>always be there for me
>based
>use gentoo
>super cute with glasses
>good cook
>push me to do the right things
>super cute when I try to cheat on her
>her laps pillow are like heaven's cloud
>her hair always smell really good
>not my sister
>use danger/u/
>imaginary

| hi (´⊙ω⊙`)

| >>842256
discord?

| >>842275
no

| >>842275
Gentoo and discord user? That's where you start getting unrealistic.

| >>842279
why? just separate discord from the rest of your system

| >>842306 how about separate yourself from the rest of the net

| >>842412
i'm operating in several intranets already.

| >>842179
>imaginary
Have you considered seeing how many boxes you can check with a vtuber?

| Ok I will also post my requirements for any potential gf:
>be Pomu
>have Pomussy
>breedable

| Will post my requirements

>Girl
>Not a criminal
>Not a drug addict
>Good hygiene
>Healthy

In other words, none of you g/u/rls

| >>842581 dammit I don't have good hygiene :c

| >>842602
>stinky girl
Heyy. How you doin? ;)

| I toned down my requrements since 2020. Gotta take whats left after this whole pandemic and ww3 mess:
>breathes
>humanoid
>sapient

| >>842626 I think your standards are bit too high imo

| >>842614 hey darling~

| need me a girl with free will

| >>842676 *sniff* sorry but you are not stinky

| >>842741 your standards aren't high but impossible, there is nothing as free will, wake up 8bc, everything is determined, free will is illusion

| >>842676 *sniff* Nah that other g/u/rl's nose is broken. You smell like we should be together. Now show me them pits!

| I got to the thread too late to ask out a stinky g/u/rl? fucking sad.

| >>842747 :c
>>842763 :D

| You people out here looking for girlfriends, I need a friend

| >>842904 I can be your friend, mam

| >>842904 if you're cute

| I'm a princess. Japanese one. I'm lesbian.

| It doesn't matter. When you wear a skirt, you are a girl.

| >>842938 <3 thank you

>>842951 sadly I don't think I'm cute

| >>843526 only cute ppl say they're not cute

| >>843554 and that's a fact

| >loves me
>wants planned children
>is responsible
>willing to discuss issues head on

Thats all I want

| >>843554 >>843559 no!

| >>843587
We're like diamonds on the beach.
Hard to find, and usually already with someone else.

| >>844680 true, even when they are single, good luck getting them to notice you.

| Not western knight with sharp katana~ <3

| Ok I'll post mien too...
>girl
>cute and funny
>can bear with my autism
>tolerable
>doesnt watch anime

| >>845173 pretty reasonable but

>doesnt watch anime

What is wrong with you?

| >>894f5d

I dont want her end up like me....

| >>845178 ooooooooh makes sense.

| >>845178 She won't end up like you because anime is just the excuse you use to justify why you are the way you are.

| >>845239
Yes