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how to get cancer quickly?
| But why???
| You already have crippling autism, so that should be good enough.
| >go to nearest hospital
>sneak in any cancer-removal surgery
>graciously steal freshly removed cancer tumor
>go back home
>cook tumor (add some spice to it)
>eat it
>enjoy acquired cancer
| Just go to Twitter, the toxicity over there will give cancerous tumors for days
| >>841119 smoke a lot, eat foods from other countries where isn't regulated cancer-like integrierts, try pay doctor and patient with cancer to get cancer in your body, try get to uran, visit Chernobyl and try get close to elephant leg or at least in restricted areas etc.
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| Go to /d/, you’ll get cancer in no time.
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| heard you don't have to work if you have it. Any tips?