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How to find an autismo shitposting gf?

| I keep attracting normie women and it's really starting to cheese my grits. They're just so uninteresting. I want a troll-y gremlin gf that I can be a retard with. We would be unstoppable combining our vast knowledge of golden era internet history and meme expertise to lord over filthy plebians. IMAGINE playing Old School Runescape with gremlin gf while trading chuckleworthy greentexts! IMAGINE FIGHTING OVER WHY OR WHY'NT ARCH IS THE SUPERIOR LINUX DISTRO!! AND THEN WE FUCK!! AHHHH


| Just don't take your meds


| ARCH SUXXX ITS JUST FOR CUSTOM INSTALL & UNLESS YOURE AN UNDECIDED COWARD YOU FUCKING BUILD YOUR OWN OS LIKE A PURE GANGSTA


| >>838410
Yes. I must return to hikineet life. No more showers. Chicken nuggies all day. Endless masturbation. This is the way.

>>838421
based


| >>838407
rawr xd (thats i love you in dinosaur)
look at le funny greentext i found on r/greentexts lmfao


| >>838407 what if she meets all the criteria, except that she is a windows user who refuses to switch to linux until she dies?


| >>838474
No no. Dial it back, Katy. You almost made me vomit. Less quirky, more jaded and functionally depressed. You also need to idolize Red Letter Media.

>>838492
Oh I just like to gripe about meaningless things. Because it's fun. Hopefully this mythical being would enjoy this too. We could form a Council of Bitching.


| Reddit probably


| I'm your gf


| >>838581
No.

>>838634
Okay. I'm coming over. With brownies.


| >>838735 *//*


| ugh i always see this question. is it so hard to find me? im the ideal im just fucking ugly


| >>838407
How do you attract women to being with??


| >>838784
By letting them copy his homework


| >>838748
Bish. You gotta come out of your neckbeard nest long enough for us to ask you out. I bet you're really pretty. Especially when you get some vitamin d.

>>838784
Maybe I exaggerated how often it happens. But I just pretend to be normal and outgoing. Don't recommend it. Too exhausting and I burnout after a while.

>>838820
Nah. I'm kinda retarded. Never do my homework either.

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