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| Cum Horrors: Cunt Fried Alive


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| Got shot in head by a cum-rejecting pussy


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| cum cavern illuminated by the light of my burning dick


| Dick wrapped in barbed wire and bleeding, no more cum


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| Damage the cunt with a knife, cut off the clitoris


| Your cum will not be my dinner, mister.


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| Got my balls ripped and my cum stolen last night


| public reclamation of decrepit cum factories


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| Broke into a fucking Egyptian tomb and spat my cum all over a pharaoh in there


| last chance to orgasm before the rapture


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| thank a policeman for allowing you to cum today


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| Doctor help, i have hamster in my pp


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Your pеnis will fly!


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The Fly in your pie
The Cum in your eye.


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| only the cutest erections allowed


| How to consume the cum collection of big boobi diсkgirl squad?
A mystery....
How to fill up milf's extra large cute cat?
A sensation....
How to not to be f goat?
A clever secret...


| I fucked a bee, came right into its little honey-making pussy


| dick collector


| firecracker cock destruction


| Drowning puppies in my cum to please the cum god


| came my heart out last night


| She fucked my brain, wait no, she still do


| Donated poisoned cum to orphan children


| got fucked by a ghost of my own cum


| Doctor help, nurse is touching of me


| Kam


| Follow your rod, cum suck god


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| putin is just too old to make cum, what a pity


| Fucking a pig with my double-headed dick


| my dick is soft, but my soul is cumming


| just came my entire dick off, AMA


| The soul is willing, but the dick needs some pumpin'


| My dick is rotting but I want to pee. My balls are dying but I want to cum.


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| This is it. This moment. This is the time to cum.


| Help, danger/u/ is horny!


| I get stronger with every cum drop inside of me


| Obama


| Obama, saviour of our cum


| ordered some african cum for dessert


| Suipiss


| my cum wants me dead


| you're activating my bitch detectors


| fucking nerd saw a clit for the first time, and what do you think, he bit it off


| Donate your cum to me, motherfuckers!


| I'm done with all this vanilla shit, gonna break into a morgue and fuck a corpse!


| no cum for you, caveman


| least horny danger(u) post


|


| Sacrificed all my cum to save the world


| terminal cum cancer


| Coomer snick-snack doomer


| cum saturation induced depression


| i cum in buffet salads


| torturing a spider with cum


| Just sold a few gallons of my cum, gotta make some more


| Saint Peter, holy cum eater


| Cumydia


| Cumcell


| involuntarily cumming all the time


| what's the point of being CEO if my pussy still takes orders from the shareholders?


| I forgot that other people are more than just containers for cum


| Dicks change, cum stays the same


| Cum as you are


| can't wait for next week's cum party


| won't you cum, black hole cum, and wash the cum away


| Breaking the cum, breaking the cum


| My cum attacked my balls!


| Cum to me servant and get my cum chalice.


| Slimey


| Cummey


| >>851000 Consume the cum chalice!


| fuck I fell in a lake and accidentally got clean. now I need to take a cum shower to get dirty again.


| semen


| Zamen!


| Ramen?


| >>851488 semen ramen


| and I will cum like a flood of pain


| Mmm semen ramen


| cum-inflicted pussy implosion


| "I love poon rot" - graffiti I saw on a walk today


| putin's cum sock, solid as a rock


| double dicked futa mom, sniped her fetus with cum


| a dolphin, brutally killed with cum


| got all my semen stolen and consumed by yandere dev


| make some more


| YEAH that's right! THAT's what's it IS about!


| my dick is crying cum


| Cum learned to make cum, now it's taking over the world


| >>853112 now watch as my cum orgasms!


| a pale orchid - the symbol of cum


| throatfucked so hard it blew my brain stem out


| >>853396 tell us more


| >>853396 wanna recreate?


| ripped off an easter bunny's balls before fucking it to death


| >>853401 >>853416 sorry but I can no longer elaborate or suck dick as I am now paralyzed from the neck down


| semen eruption, pussy corruption


| where did all my cum go


| Why the fuck did you drink all my cum, faggot?


| put some cum in my beer so i can enjoy the drink


| time to take a semen nap in my cum bed


| mom, can I have my cum for the night yet?


| humans should drink eight glasses of cum every day to stay healthy


| no! my giant cock diary!


| mom can we have cum? no, we already have cum at home. the cum at home: cum


| sorry, he made a deal with that guy again. it's 500 years this time.


| fifty thousand dollars worth of race horse cum


| your mom, choked on cum


| just coomed on my pet rat


| a rude cum awakening


| dangerous cummies in my mouth


| >drowns in cum


| Cum extraction by extreme means


| Level 5 cum threat


| 69 ways to use cum: a cummer's guide


| The Cum-Cunny Theory


| How to build your dream waifu with cum, in 5 easy steps


| Down To Clown: The Universal Guide to find some Clussy


| alright everybody, lets take a cum break!


| I cast level five chastity!


| your cum is gone, what are you going to do now?


| cum dead


| >>857089 can't talk rn babe, gotta go make more cum


| number one cum fan


| what the fuck is this thread why its still alive


| >>857297 >cums


| >>857297 what the fuck is cum? why is it still alive?


| >>857336 >swims down ur throat uwu


| Attention! Attention! We are now entering DEFCUM 5, all personnel prepare their throats for the cum wave!


| >>857427 based xd


| DON'T LET THE CUM ESCAPE!


| >>857427 defcon 5 is the least dangerous


| >>857560 you fkd it


| >easy cums easy goes


| The splatter becomes a spray, the spray becomes a stream, and the stream becomes a waterfall.
Cum is finally cascading from my cock.
The creeping jizz moves from my dick and into my heart where it is pumped to every inch of my body.
I feel the semen snake through the knots of my deepest veins and soak through the walls of my cells.
It bleeds through the pores of my skin and it smells good.
It drops from my crotch on to the floor and with a heavy slap it hits the ground and spreads.


| Inside my body, the cum-pressure is too great, and like some ancient geyser I erupt!
My head hits the roof and my body breaks apart with the force of the liquid blast.
Semen bomb.
Sticky shrapnel tears through everything around me.
I am cumming and cumming.
I grow and disperse, bleeding through walls.
I force myself upon others.
I slide up legs and crawl down throats.
I integrate.


| I am double, triple- I am ten times the size!
I turn lakes into spunk and buildings into baby batter.
I am a noxious soup filling valleys with cum-torrents.
Castles crumble in cum-landslides and I absorb the cum-rubble.
It feels good.


| Ten thousand times bigger.
I seep into power sockets and travel along the wires at the speed of light across vast electrical networks.
I am electric,
I am on fire,
I love sex.
I am every one and every zero.


| One million.
I am supercharged flaming cum storming every cell, molecule, and atom I can find.
I am cancer,
I am flying,
I am a white rainbow unfurling across the sky,
I am floating,
I am omni.


| Five hundred million.
The world is my cum's interior.
It no longer spins.
It is altered.
My density forces my cum outward.
I am in orbit.


| One billion.
I am Saturn's cum rings and Jupiter's cum storms,
I am the weather,
I am the sun's heat,
I am the night sky.


| Five hundred billion.
The solar system is semen.
To the Kuiper belt and beyond my cum fills the void.
Exploding suns, semen comets,
asteroids cumming acid rain.
Spilt milk over the Milky Way.


| One trillion.
The stars are my sperm.
Racing faster outwards,
Upwards,
Downwards,
Inwards,
Losing track of my place in the cum-verse.
Every-nowhere!
I am heavy.
I am gravity.
Nebulas pregnant with semen pulsate and burst.
I am expanding.
I nut arrows of time in all directions.
I am a black hole cumming into the void.
I tear through the skin of perception and into the next.


| Nonillion.
The cosmic microtone background becomes transparent.
Like rising damp my cum soaks into the walls of the cosmos and it topples like soggy bread.
I am dark energy accelerating.
I am the multiverse.
I am entanglement.
I am time.


| Centillion.
Time is jizz.
I'm at critical cum density.
Cum contraction.
I'm a singularity!

I'm everything and nothing!

I'm life and death!

I'm....

I'M....


| >*cums*


| this dudes got too much cum on his hands


| Cum.


| CUM!


| NOW!


| I'd rather die than give you my cum.


| >cums sadly


| boltzmann cumbrain


| Is there enough cum for all of us?


| i have the cum ground, cumikan


| you were the chosen cum!


| may your dick shrivel and your cum fall rancid and infertile, heathen!


| >>858080 amen!


| World Panda Ballbusting Championship


| secret fountain of cum


| gotta cum fast


| Pay the cum debt, dick!


| To proceed past this point, you must pay a toll of 300ml of cum


| I have all your cum and I'm not giving it back to you.


| so much cum :o


| >>859098 the cum goes on and on forever beyond our borders. best stay here, where you're safe from impregnation.


| easy cum easy go


| the universal interconnectedness of cum


| and so he realized that to stand and consider all possibilities was to drown in a tunneling sea of cum.


| I will freeze all my cum in a canister, and sometime in the future, some cyberwoman will inseminate herself with it, and my children will repeat the process again. Again and again, the cum cycle will repeat itself. Every now and again. Endless cum cycle.


| my cum refuses to die! I'm undefeatable!


| My cum is trying to steal my body


| >>859914 don't fight it. Just let it happen


| Cum barrel


| cum parasite


| How much cum is too much cum?


| the cycle of cumdation


| Mouthfuck fucking mouth


| thats it! you all have lost your cum privileges! im confiscating all your cum!


| noooo, give me my cum ;~;


| you can have it back when you learn to handle yourself like a good little g/u/rl


| national cum deficit


| not for long >:3


| i'm the cum goblin!


| Paid for cum with bitcoin, caused the market to crash


| Crack cumcaine.
The CIA's worst nightmare.


| I wish I could cum


| I came too hard, I can't stand up


| >>860487 do it. make the cum you want to see in the world.


| I'M JAPANESE GOBLIN


| I'M A CUM MONSTER TRIPLE DICKED LAVA CUMMING DRAGON MY STONE BALLS ARE ALWAYS ON FIRE READY TO FUCK BITCHES KILLING THEM WITH MY LAVA CUM


| I doubt, therefore I think.
I think, therefore I cum.


| cum harder, coward!


| My cum will never lose to yours


| I cum, then I exist


| Glory to first man to cum, CHARGE!!!


| FOR THE CUMPEROR!!!


| On my mark, CUM!!!!!!1111


| The cum has spoken


| we can never be stopped so long as we have cum in out hearts and in our mouths


| >>860493 i have ed ⚧


| >>860969 we all must make sacrifices from time to time. I'll cum in your stead.


| Last bastion of cum


| It's better cum for the Emperor that fap for yourself.


| May the Emperor cum over us all


| Cum engine never stop


| Sea man on my coffee


| Warning: You're running out of cum!


| Warning: Cum levels critical!


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| chastity begins soon.


| The second cumming is cumming so be prepared to cum again.


| cumming so hard

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