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Fall is a fake season.
| I'm not a scientist, but do you want to know why the leaves in fall turn red, or brown, or whatever beautiful color they turn into?
Well what happens to paper when you heat it? It browns. That's because the atmosphere is hot at all times. Our perception of heat is being manipulated and this is covered up by the pretense of there being "seasons".
| Do you really believe moving a planet some few inches along its orbit or having it tilt back and forth would alter the temperature so drastically as to cool down an entire continent?
The solar system is too massive for just a nudge here and there to produce what they call "seasons".
| Good bait OP I shall honor you with a kek award
Pd: wholesome 100
| The icecaps aren't real either, how am I supposed to believe that a planet could possess such cold locations. In as OP mentions, such a hot atmosphere.
These guys need to wake the fuck up. I've cut off all of my friends who don't believe me. They are a hindrance to enacting my cause.
| yeah, I've seen the edge, its all true, elephants on a turtle and all
| Disagree.
Fall is the best season so far. Stop pretending like it doesn't exist. The impact it has on the story is way better than the other seasons. I mean, summer is just a long beach episode. Come on now.
| >refuses to elaborate
>elaborates
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| no longer shall we speak the name of the interminable gap between august and december. for the zero days between those two months I will make it my personal goal to not exist on any of them.
| Yeah because it is autumn everywhere else except for US, get real
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| When they print out the McDonalds coffee cups, "contents hot" is already written on there.
This is because it refers to the natural contents of the atmosphere, which is hot and is meant to be hot.
Interference in the warmth of the atmosphere is a Zionist plot to make us believe in the concept of global warming. They're simply turning off the coolers because of electricity bills and blaming it on the clean coal industry.
I refuse to elaborate.