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| The only good goblin is a dead goblin.
| >tfw no hypersexual stacked goblin wife to have tons of unprotected sex and lots of interspecies children
| >>828863 I won't be fooled that easily this time. Last person who tried this was just a thirsty woodland elf. Could you prove you're a goblin?
| >>828866
well if you dont fuck me im just gonna backstab you for one and or both of your kidneys (one to sell, one to eat)
| >>828868 that's something a goblin would say! As long as you leave my organs where they are, I'll fuck you every single day and night.
| >>828873 that's perfect, just tell me where i can find you, and i'll bring a barrel with the nicest ale
| Which is better? Shortstack goblin gf or shortstack hobbit gf? One the one hand with a hobbit you'd get morning sex and breakfast and second breakfast in bed but with the goblin gf you don't have to clean your room.
| >>828889 Hobbit gf because she'll clean your room for you then scold you with gentle femdom. They are very tidy creatures, you know. I think goblin gf would be more of a cumslut and maybe have a breeding kink. The only answer is to date both of them.
| Unga bunga.
| hobbits are just foot fetish bait
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