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The fake lost media game thread!!
| >>827812
its a lost episode of 90s moomin show, where strange red snow suddenly started falling on moomin valley. it depicts every major character noticing it in different circumstances, then meeting at moomin house. little my tries to spook sniff by saying its a curse, but ends up spooking everyone aside from moomin papa. in the end, a witch appears, asks for sugar and a cabbage, and explains that it is just a small spell gone wrong and the snow will dissapear on the next day.
| here is my: Theg adventure.
| It was an old Atari game that was sold exclusively in Thailand. It was a point & click type game where you played as a bitter virgin trying to stop people from having sex. It was a very graphic game. Not only because of the full on (8 bit) sex scenes, but also in how the ways to stop people from having sex became gradually more and more violent as the game went on, ending in brutal murder scenes.
It quickly got banned for it's obscene violence and sexual contents.
| Fake title: The Shattered Eyes
| >>827885 doctor strange: the shattered eyes was a planned sequel to the doctor strange movie. About 50% of the film was shot, but it was never announced to the public and all of the footage was scrapped, due to the plot having an uncanny resemblance to a recent cult murder-suicide, right down to 2 victims names, method of murder, and other aspects of the cult. Although the resemblance was likely coincidental, it was decided to be scrapped and reworked into multiverse of madness.
| Here's my fake title: Bellatrix!!!
| >>827899 Belateix was an infamous BBC micro game gave people migraines, I heard it made people sick too but copies are hard to find do nobody can prove anything. One rumor says MI5 made the game to test mind control.
My turn.
Dark hentai third edition.
| >>828025
It is an obscure animation by an unknown studio that was circulating around the internet during 2010. It is known for rather grotesque depictions of violence, with most scenes showing characters killed brutally by supernatural beings. Despite the name, it has no actual porn scenes, which made it quite a popular "recommendation to watch" for new members on hentai boards. Sadly, it has never grown out of being just another local imageboard meme.
my turn: prefetcher harem.
| >>828149 a movie about a woman who finds a group of shape shifting werewolves, known as the prefetchers. She develops a bond with multiple of them, until she decides to join their pack and be a part of the harem. It was live action with CGI bits, but coming out in the early 2000s on a small budget, it looked uncanny and was only aired on the scifi channel one time. A VHS/DVD release was planned but never happened, and copies of the original airing has become a collector's item.
| the foosball king was a c list movie about a blind high school freshman who became the most popular person in his school after his grade had a foosball tournament that he demolished using sound alone. while most people he talked to were nice to him in classrooms and such he still was bullied relentlessly by the kids from his previous school. the movie ends with him commiting a bloody murder suicide.
a version of the movie actually came out.
| the lost media part however was a certain set of clips from early in filming. elon musk had bought the studio right before they made this movie, and he had them hamfistedly expand the role of the teacher character for him to play. he got bored of the project about a third of the way through, though, and filming started over with all but two of the musk scenes being destroyed. the surviving two became internet classics due to his terrible acting.
| my title is: a soft glow from beneath us
| >>828158
that one's pretty easy. Its a nat geo documentary about a hypermegaladon (or most likely a relative) that lives in the depths of the mariana trench, one of the few known species of "shark" known to be capable of diving so far deep. Another strange quality of the shark is it having evolved some unique habits of its prey, such as the glowing lure of an angler fish.
the title is a cute subversion of how horrible the creature really is- the size of a whale, the viciousness
| of a great white shark, but also the rarity of a goddamn goblin shark. You won't really know its coming for you until you see the faint glow in the sea and the massive shadow that follows.
Anyway, my title is:
The Cucksucker Proxy
| A short porno a few adult video retailers around Portland stocked and distributed to regulars, early in the VHS era—now we can only assume a few unknown collectors still own them.
The porn itself was pretty crap and impersonal, but the twist was that the girl could change her face. She turned into a bunch of celebs, although it was pretty obvious even to laymen they weren't the real deal. At the end you were invited to buy more at a store.
Title is: No One Knows the Hummingbird
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| Let's play a game!!
Each person makes up a name for a fake piece of lost media!
Then, based on the name the person before gives, make up what it's about! You can interpret it as anything, a shoe, episode of an existing show, movie, game, anything!
Then you can and leave your own fake title for the next person!
Then, see if you can trick your friends or randos online into believing that the media actually exists!
Ill give the first fake title: red snow day.
Have fun g/u/rls!