Post number #826085, ID: 33913c
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Help me out g/u/rls. I can't figure this shit out. The more I wipe the more brown I see. So I start going in 1 knuckle deep and swirl it around, but STILL BROWN!
I don't get it. I eat clean, plenty o fiber, water, but noooooo... It's like a chocolate soft serve machine down there!!!
How can I get all the brown out? Don't say I should get a bidet. My roomate thinks they're gay, so I can't install one anyway. Would if I could.
Pleasssse help! My anus is always chafed! No more red!
Post number #826106, ID: a935fc
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>>826090 French moment
Post number #826145, ID: 7360dc
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Bidets are really nice. They're also really easy to install! And, they're really cheap! They'll even save you money on toilet paper in the long run!
Here's the one I got: https://www.amazon.com/d/b00jg2detm/
Post number #826146, ID: 82bf36
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Wet wipes dummy
Post number #826178, ID: 4ffa20
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same op why the fuck does my garbage body have to be so dirty all the time. i fucking hate this flesh prison
Post number #826182, ID: 49b866
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Use soft soap with the paper you use to wipe your ass.
Post number #826223, ID: c88ede
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you are black
Post number #826286, ID: a935fc
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>>826178 take a fucking shower and you won't be dirty anymore
Post number #826289, ID: 33913c
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>>826145 Got drunk and literally just bought this lmao fuck my punk ass roommate
Post number #826290, ID: 7360dc
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>>826146 wet wipes are so expensive though. And you have to throw them away! Like, just use the shower if you can't stand the idea of a bidet.
Post number #826301, ID: c95fe8
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Because of butt hair I guess?
Post number #826309, ID: 2b6e18
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>>826290 There are flushable ones. But price wise idk. I don't use them myself since I don't need to.
Post number #826324, ID: 2c5c10
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HE BLACC
Post number #826524, ID: e3cb0d
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if your roommate thinks bidet is gay, then you could just fist your anus with toilet paper every single time. less gay than bidet, right?
Post number #826537, ID: 33913c
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>>826524 I don't care if either is "gay". That's his problem, not mine lol
Post number #826597, ID: b37c6d
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Get a bidet and tell your roommate to say "no homo" after using the bathroom. Problem solved.
Post number #826617, ID: 9b0d51
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Take a shower afterwards, toilet paper is just to remove the most solid part.
Post number #826635, ID: b35230
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>>826286 I do. and then guess what? I get dirty again! without even doing anything! upload me to a computer already.
Post number #826781, ID: f6538d
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If you're not using a bidet or at least water, you are a savage that needs to be put down
Post number #826890, ID: 6d06c7
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You know, people usually wipe when they have finished, not while they're still letting it out
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| Help me out g/u/rls. I can't figure this shit out. The more I wipe the more brown I see. So I start going in 1 knuckle deep and swirl it around, but STILL BROWN!
I don't get it. I eat clean, plenty o fiber, water, but noooooo... It's like a chocolate soft serve machine down there!!!
How can I get all the brown out? Don't say I should get a bidet. My roomate thinks they're gay, so I can't install one anyway. Would if I could.
Pleasssse help! My anus is always chafed! No more red!