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Roast me, /u/
| y.y..Yyou probaly post handh*olding in /d/! You dummy!
| Jeez that's a lot. At least you are alone and ain't a burden on your parents by livin in their basement for free, tendy man
| I mean.
You're doing pretty damn well for yourself, compared to most people here.
>eats vegetables
>actually showers
>makes enough money from lewds to superchat vtubers
I ain't touching you, you're living the dream
| Honestly g/u/rl, your job is the most impressive about it all... How can you make money writing eroge when you have a higher chance of understanding quantum physics than women?
| Link the lewd tattoo!
| OP I don't know about you but everything else becomes kinda irrelevant if you have enough liquid income to get away with all of it.
| I don't want to roast you, I want to aspire to be like you. Or marry you.
>I don't love Lain
Nvm fuck u
| I wanna see your tattoo too pls.
| Wait you gave a superchat to Ame?! I'd say you're a simp, but Ame is based.
However you don't love Lain. You have no taste.
| Wow OP being able to live off of writing is pretty cool. I hope that one day i can do the same, thanks for being an inspiration.
| >>818407
Whats funny is that compared to most degenerates, I'd unironically say OP is pretty vanilla/stable/secure.
| >I write erotic fiction for a living.
>I own three katana.
Op what the fuck are you on about, these are life goals.
>I only shower 1-2 times a week.
Ok, might just be my tropical upbringing talking, but this is unacceptable. Take care of yourself better, op!!!
| I have fucked your mouth
| seems like you have it all together except the showering thing, which you should do more. ame is based, good choice.
| >>818235
We can't roast a god. You are what some of us want to become!
... minus the shower thing. Come on op, do at least 2 more! You gotta take care of you awesome bud! :0
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| Here's some ammuniton:
>I live alone and I'm single.
>I dropped out of uni three times.
>I only eat delivery pizza and frozen mixed vegetables.
>First time I kissed someone they broke up with me the next day.
>I have a lewd Eva tattoo of Misato.
>I write erotic fiction for a living.
>I only shower 1-2 times a week.
>I give red superchats to Amelia Watson.
>I used to stream on chaturbate.
>I own three katana.
>I don't love Lain.
Come on, get your shots in