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It’s your boy Santa Claus, what would you like to confess?
| What is the naughty to good people ratio? I wanna know how many of us i can trust.
| I want sex.
| I miss my ex bf.
| I'm good but I act naughty. What do I get?
| Howdy Santa, I just wanted to say that the thing I truly enjoy the most about christmas time, is the snow, the kind actions that people like to do, the sweet christmas lights that iluminate every place, and the delicious food.
| I love sex.
| I love sex.
| You didn't bring me the Wii I wanted, you bitch
| >>815003 i got, santa like me more :3 but not enough, where is my private Jet, recreation McNuke and private island santa-kun :c
| You and me. Now.
| Santa you appear to have a firm grip on my inner thigh. You have no beard and covered in acne. Where am I.
| I am repulsed and hurt by my ex's actions but a part of me loves them still and is still wishing that things would've worked out
| I would like to have the willpower to make meaningful changes in my life, and to find a way for it to stop feeling so pointless.
| I'm tired of myself right now. I fucked up pretty bad in highschool and the consequences are still haunting me. I have a job, I'm studying in college with decent grades, and help pay bills. Although my parents still argue a lot about me. I've realized that no matter what I do I won't be able to fix anything and I'll always be a failure. I really hope that I'm wrong and that I can find a solution to fix everything but I've lost almost all hope. Maybe I'm just a selfish bastard.
| I'd like to stop having to carry people.
I'm tired. I have been tired for the past decade. I can barely muster the willpower to look like the hypercompetent gogetter people around me rely on me being, hell, to wake up in the morning in the first place. I never asked for any of this.
| Hey Santa. How are you doing? Um...
for Christmas, can you bring me like 5 grams of magic mushrooms? Is that even legal to transport in reindeer airspace? Haha, I sure hope so. I really need you to do this for me, Santa. I need to get fucked up on ego death and see the machine elves. Please help me, Santa. I've been... not naughty, I swear.
| >>816195 Nice try, North Pole copper. I ain't talkin' to no pig. Y'all got my bud Paddy on some bullshit when all he wanted was a classy yeti escort. Entrapment is what that was. Eat shit.
| Everyday I work I want to cut stomp a child more and more
| >>816088 It's going to hurt but you can always start anew. You can improve relationships but you can never remove the horrible memories that come with it. And if it affects you so much it impedes on improving yourself, cut them off. Also, come to accept that you were still changing in highschool. You were likely still going through changes and those changes manifested in some silly decisions. Santa will forgive you provided you buy 20 cans of legal soda and advertise for free.
| That I needed to make significant changes to my life to improve it though I have no reason to do anything no purpose or anything to live for. Not depressed just I have no reason to work or goals in life. Before when I was younger I had life goals given to me from my family to achieve though now I don't have that and I am essentially doing nothing with my life and have no purpose. Also can I have a programming socks Santa?
| Sister and I thought we were about to die in a nuclear attack yesterday and had sex.
Been awkward since and I haven't slept.
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| I didn’t do shit besides Christmas and I am here to judge everyone.
I the real Santa because Whatever posted on internet is objectively true