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How to NEET
| Have sex and have fun.
| Help me I need to know the answer as well OP
| Call my ID. I will answer all of your questions.
| Get really good at beatsaber and gain some confidence
| Get a job so you have money.
| Learn how to sounds like hot grill and become VTuber
| ..go learn some programming language and/or physics, and make yourself to do daily morning physical exercises*.. a-a-and get a job!
* until became known as a passenger train :D
| Invest money in stonks or crypto.
Learn a skill where you can work from home (art, programming, translating, etc)
Fall into a daily routine to keep yourself (somewhat) sane
Set a goal for yourself, what do you want to accomplish?
You'll have all this time, why not use it to learn something you've always wanted to learn~?
| How 2 neet:
Move out and get a bare minimum job
Apply for ssa and food stamps
Have less than $1000 in bank account and withdraw money to keep it there... Do not own more than 1 vehicle.
You can own a house and a car and they're not counted as a resource.
Become a doordash driver and be 'self employed'
Deduct milage from your income and report that as what you make.
Slowly fill a medium-sized safe with $100 and $20 bills with your money.
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| I am 20 and about to finish school. I am fat and lazy
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