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International Mens day
| Yeah, um, congratulations to all men reading this? And by all I mean zero.
| instead of a men's day it should be a men's visibility day so I see one ever
| I think i once saw a man at a gas station, but it could've been a really ugly woman with a beard, not sure. It was still very scary tho
| I think I once saw a cute boy some years ago...
Like I was hanging around doing jack shit on my high-school and I see this short haired freckled thing walking around with no boobs and with a kinda deep voice because he answered his phone to (possibly) another guy, I was so scared and bewildered, he was kind of really hot... If it even was a guy...
| >>806045 very likely just an ugly g/u/rl with a beard. Everyone knows the government is hiding boys in area 69! Area 51 was just a distraction from their real hiding place. If we all work together we can free the boys all for ourselves and milk them to our hearts content!
>>806056
Just your standard short haired,deep voiced,and flat breasted g/u/rl unfortunately.
| lol@all these conspiracy theory nutcases and their frequent men sightings. You make it sound like they're just walking around in the sunlight or something ROFL
| >>88be77 let's make a plan to raid area 69 and get all the boys for us! I want to keep the long haired ones...
| And where is national femboy day?:c
| Wow. The conspiracy theorists are making up statistics for these "men" now? How sad.
But I guess congrats and have a nice day to the literally no men out there! Hope you have you don't become a fake statistic lol.
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| Apparently today is international mens day because 76% of suicides are men, 85% of homeless are men, 70% of homocide victims are men, 40% of domestic abuse victims are men. Men are the majority victims of violent crime. Men on average serve 64% longer in prison. Men on average are 3.4X more likely to be imprisoned than women when both committed the same crime.
Like, uhh, why do we have a designated day for people who don't even exist?