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I kissed a girl
| >Nobody told me things would be like this.
You have the entire wealth of the information age and you never bothered tapping in "how girls get pregnant"?
Hope you're prepared to take responsibility, moron.
| >look up how girls get pregnant
>girls get pregnant from excessive hand-holding
We haven't even done that yet so fucking how.
| You are supposed to be wearing a face condom, a.k.a. medical surgical face mask.
Well, congratulations on your pregnancy. Name it Burg.
| just let her get you pregnant back so you're even
| sorry, i didnt mean to :( we were having a girls night out, watching movies, eating each other out, double ended dildos, all the typical girls night things and we tried holding hands so we could go harder, and i didn't know it would get us pregnant, im so sorry :((
| Name it Angry Burg.
| Did you know that fucking a girl's mouth ISN'T considered kissing?
| Pegging kink. Nice.
| No kissing or holding hands before marriage
| And you liked it?
| Sometimes.
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| I'm in a tight spot right now. Yesterday I kissed a girl and it got her pregnant. She wants to keep it as well. Nobody told me things would be like this.