Post number #791195, ID: abffe1
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A seagull has just shat on me copiously, negligently and incontinently, splatting my hair and clothes with disgusting yuk, causing me to stink of secondhand seagull food so I’ve had to shower and change my clothes. It then went and had blatant noisy sex with another seagull on the roof of the nearby office building. Fuck seagulls. I hate seagulls and everyone who doesn't hate them as well.
Post number #791197, ID: 4c9394
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get gulled on fuckg/u/rl. if i were there i'd shit on you too
Post number #791203, ID: a9dd12
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This past weekend, I went for a walk on the beach and when I came back there was a seagull chilling right next to my towel. I took a picture: https://imgur.com/a/o0K4yH1
But yeah, seagulls are assholes even to each other.
Post number #791204, ID: a9dd12
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This past weekend, I went for a walk on the beach and when I came back there was a seagull chilling right next to my towel. I took a picture: https://imgur.com/a/o0K4yH1
But yeah, seagulls are assholes even to each other.
Post number #791209, ID: 211bd8
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Boys don't exist. Only seag/u/rlls.
Post number #791212, ID: 60cc90
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Seagulls will take over the world
Post number #791228, ID: b06f9e
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>>791204 Cool gull, g/u/rl. Seagulls aren't assholes if you aren't an asshole to them in turn. The ones in my area are super chill, I feed them from time to time!
Post number #791258, ID: 6b823d
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Hate them.
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| A seagull has just shat on me copiously, negligently and incontinently, splatting my hair and clothes with disgusting yuk, causing me to stink of secondhand seagull food so I’ve had to shower and change my clothes. It then went and had blatant noisy sex with another seagull on the roof of the nearby office building.
Fuck seagulls. I hate seagulls and everyone who doesn't hate them as well.